“I’m a hermit … you are all so great from a distance … especially if I have a .50 cal Barret … and concertina wire deployed correctly, to channel you.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ve been naming the deer …
“I’ve been naming the deer here, in the woods, as they pass by: ‘Cheese Burger’, ‘Stew’, ‘Pepperoni Pizza’, ‘Meat Ball’, it feels cozy.” – Dr. Freckles
What do you want … and need.
“When it comes to creatures in this world that might be self aware and conscious of their existence, whether it’s African grey parrots or dogs or dolphins or octopus or even cats, we should ask: what do they want and need? – not how can I torture them into behaving.” – Dr. Freckles
Jimmy Buffet …
“Jimmy Buffet OVER Warren Buffet.” – Dr. Freckles
China’s Potemkin Villages
“China has turned the Potemkin Village into a science.” – Dr. Freckles
“Twitter is a Turing Test, and everyone fails.” – Dr. Freckles
The most common lie …
“The most common lie heard: ‘I don’t have a religion’.” – Dr. Freckles
SAVED THE WORLD!
“A statist-voter can sit in a meeting for an hour where NOTHING was done, and feel like they’re a hero, and saved the world.” – Dr. Freckles
How can we?
“How can we collect taxes if we don’t raise money from taxes?” – Dr. Freckles
Red Queen Hypothesis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Queen_hypothesis
Davy Jones’ Locker
“Let’s be honest: Davy Jones’ Locker is not the bottom of the ocean, it’s a woman’s cooch.” – Dr. Freckles