“Since WAR has no rules? – the only RULE is BE CREATIVE!” – Dr. Freckles
AND …
If you worship God?
(be RIGHTEOUS!)
Jonah, Nineveh and dogs …
“I think if I were Jonah, grumbling at being called to be a prophet … and I were sitting on that hill AFTER delivering the message, God would say to me, as I grumbled: ‘but WHAT about the dogs Dan?’ … and this is why God is a winner!” – Dr. Freckles
Holy Water
“Holy water might be mostly bullshit, I mean if Christ blessed it? – okay. But some random Catholic priest? – no.” – Dr. Freckles
To bless water you must find a martyr (that’s not possible), or a Saint who is simultaneously alive at the same time you are … how would you know?
An angel might be able to bless water for God.
And God could do it … but how often does THAT burning-bush stuff happen?
Be hopeful, not foolish …
“The LORD wants us to be hopeful, but he doesn’t really want us to be fools.” – Dr. Freckles
That new pill …
“US scientists have a NEW CURE FOR CANCER, an easy to take PILL, called cyanide.” – Dr. Freckles
Fake Pandemics
“You can’t really have a fake pandemic WITHOUT OBAMACARE.” – Dr. Freckles
Also see: Microsoft AMALGA (now CARADIGM/GE AMALGA)
From 8/30/2016:
AHEAD OF MY TIME …
“I’m not HOMELESS, I’m ahead of my time.” – Dr. Freckles
Some of you get it …
“Most of you LOVE SPIELBERG, some of you love John Carpenter: some of you get it.” – Dr. Freckles
Dealing with depression …
“If you suffer from some VARIANT of what’s called ‘depression’, and you are OVER the age of 50? – whatever you’re doing, as long as you’re not harming others, is DOING IT RIGHT!” – Dr. Freckles
Humans …
“The more I understand God, the more I experience HUMANS, the easier it is for me to understand OLD TESTAMENT JUSTICE.” – Dr. Freckles