“The world closes a door, Jesus pulls out a rocket launcher.” – Dr. Freckles
The gaslight …
“Your smart device is the gaslight.” – Dr. Freckles
What’s an innuendo, really …
“What’s an innuendo, really … if you know what I mean …” – Dr. Freckles
General Theory of Dogs
“General Theory of Dogs: dogs know more about being dogs than non-dogs.” – Dr. Freckles
*** THAT FUCKING DOG
Empires: Implosion or Explosion
“Some empires IMPLODE … some empires EXPLODE … you would prefer the imploding kind.” – Dr. Freckles
Covid tard …
“If you use the word ‘covid’ unironically? – I know you’re a fuck tard.” – Dr. Freckles
If it does not work …
“If what you’re doing DOES NOT WORK, try something else.” – Dr. Freckles
Hard versus hopeless …
“Doomism isn’t about the future being hard, doomism is about believing the future is hopeless.” – Dr. Freckles
- They told us in economics classes that FOOD was an inferior good, and basically garbage.
- They told you the SMART GUY leaves home, and you left home … and then you returned one day to find home destroyed.
- They told you “you gotta be happy, if you’re not happy you’re a shit head”, and some of us suffer from actual severe depression, from time to time, and we’re just not going to be fucking HAPPY about any of your wretched bullshit …
- The wars, the prisons, the slaves …
But it’s not hopeless …
Yeah – life has become dreary and ugly, but it’s still life.
We were sold a SHRIMP SALAD MASTERPIECE that turned out to be a turd sandwich van Gogh surprise …
But life goes on – my view of the future hasn’t really changed. I’m just trying to break out of that “what the fuck am I in that future” funk …
I’m an old man, being chased by coyotes …
(and that’s pretty fucking lit)
“Doomism is being trapped in fight or flight … that’s what you have to break out of, even if it means fighting.” – Dr. Freckles
“Fear is the mind killer …” – Dune
My own hell …
“It was a dark night of the plane flight of the soul …” – Dr. Freckles
Hell is flying commercial now … this is my hell … since at least 2001.
(check the podcast archives, search the page for “TSA” back in 2015/2016 …)
Love and forgiveness …
“You really can’t love unless you know how to forgive.” – Dr. Freckles
GARBAGE FOOD
“A lot of you mother fuckers don’t understand that the cricket-flour garbage food reality STARTED WITH Norman Borlaug … and it shows.” – Dr. Freckles
Bleeding anus truth …
“People prefer their sawdust lies over their bleeding anus truth.” – Dr. Freckles
Frog people, baby talk, and Trump …
“The FROG PEOPLE love baby talk and Trump: meditate.” – Dr. Freckles
STATIST MIND FUCK … SPACE: 1999
“The only thing dumber than ‘cops in space’, is the IRS after total thermonuclear war.” – Dr. Freckles
How big of a statist mind fuck is it when a science fiction TV show about a Moon lost in the depths of space, OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE, still have aliens show up, flashing their “business license” … WTF …
It’s like Fire Fly – the one thing about that show I found implausible, and this applies to STAR WARS as well … “cops and business licenses in deep space” …
(what the actual fuck)
In that controversial TV movie from the 80’s: “The Day After”
The IRS shows up, post nuclear war, to explain how folks who are dying in multiple ways still need to pay their taxes …
This is implausible, but it is the narrative the state wants you to believe.
This thing called “email” …
“So your friend is ‘really sad’ I blocked them: THERE’S THIS THING CALLED EMAIL AND KNOWING HOW TO FIND SHIT ON WWW.” – Dr. Freckles
Social media, marketing and money …
“Effective marketing in social media is a spanning tree problem: and as such, you can always prune the tree by taking your own actions – and thereby reducing, marginally, money earned by shit heads.” – Dr. Freckles
No bad dogs …
“I’m going to BLOW YOUR MIND: there are no bad dogs, but there are a lot of shitty people out there that torture dogs and abandon them.” – Dr. Freckles
Angels and demons …
“If an angel is the hand of God, a demon is Satan’s voice.” – Dr. Freckles
Blocking … (again)
“YOU think I’m ‘blocking’ people, and that’s mean. I’ll tell you – I’m partitioning the graph.” – Dr. Freckles
“You call it ‘blocking’ … I call it building a castle to protect myself from PSYOP turd hoses.” – Dr. Freckles
“You call it ‘blocking’, I call it BI-DIRECTIONAL gaslight prevention.” – Dr. Freckles
The ALGO’s game …
“Don’t play the ALGO’s game … teach the ALGO a new game.” – Dr. Freckles