“Once you learn to spot a trauma monkey, this shit turns into the Wizard of Oz real quick.” – Ivor Llewellyn
(a good guy who gave me preserves, fruit, and hope during a dark year)
Once you learn to do it …
ANTARCTICA!
“Antarctica: because TPTB trashed everywhere else.” – Dr. Freckles
TRAD MOM
“Trad-mom is a gateway cope on your way to OnlyFans.” – Dr. Freckles
What befalls you …
“Whatever cataclysm befalls the stupid is well deserved.” – Dr. Freckles
NAZIs won the WAR …
“More and more it seems like the NAZIs won the war.” – Dr. Freckles
PARASITE-RAW-MEAT-MAN
“If Parasite-Raw-Meat-Man had been Cro-Magnon man? – dogs would have created fire, and just ate humans.” – Dr. Freckles
Voting …
“Voting: the way to wear a bicycle helmet all the time WITHOUT wearing it all the time.” – Dr. Freckles
TDS: and how I called it in 2016, but that got buried TOO …
“Trump derangement syndrome is much worse among the MAGA folks.” – Dr. Freckles
PERMAFROST
“Permafrost: a word that is now ironic.” – Dr. Freckles
“Permafrost is soil or underwater sediment which continuously remains below 0 °C for two or more years.”
(seems like the definition has changed since I was a kid)
“Oysters Farting”
Go to GOOGLE:
Search for “Permafrost”:
Search for “Permafrost Definition”:
SPACE SHOTS
“Space is so real when you’re looking down at the Earth.” – Dr. Freckles
- Google Moon
- Live Action
- Geosynchronous titty shots
Most of the “space” shots I’ve ever seen have been DOWN SHOTS …
Not money shots … not star constellation shots taken live by an astronaut …
… it’s mostly looking down … like Space is so depressing, even the astronauts just look down.
Weird, right?