EARMARKED 4 BAAL! (yay Golden Calf of Greatness)
Voting and Disappointment …
“The American system of elections is a cycle of disappointment.” – Dr. Freckles
It really is like Christmas for a lot of people …
You get a couple months of EVENTS …
Then you get together with friends before and AFTER you “vote” …
Some people are immediately disappointed the day of the election.
Everyone is mostly disappointed a year later.
(then they tell you that it can be “fixed” … if you vote again)
Just like Christmas and Santa. Not for adults.
STAGES of COMMUNISM …
Stages of Communism:
Stage 1, BUSY BODY HOA: why can’t my neighbors stop playing loud music? – I could talk with them, but instead I’m forming a Klungit-gang.
Stage 2, MINARCHISM: FUCK if only we had a tiny KING to keep us safe.
Stage 3, VOTING: WE CAN VOTE FOR KINGS …
Stage 4, NEO-STALINIST HELLHOLE: fuck
Stage 5, COLLAPSE …
Burn them all down …
“If you burnt down every public school in America, IQs and self-esteem would increase in a non-linear fashion.” – Dr. Freckles
FREEDOMING and VOTING
“Without government, where would you get poop water?”
GRAMMAR and SPELLING … (or spellin)
“I should have been born in the 17th century, when you could still speak English freely.” – Dr. Freckles
French Bulldogs and worthless dollars …
“The US dollar is to money what the French bulldog is to a wolf.” – Dr. Freckles
Too much to say about voting …
“Lucy’s football is a shiny football.” – Dr. Freckles
Where it starts, where it’s going …
“At some point self defense becomes civil war, hard to say when/where – it’s a tipping point.” – Dr. Freckles