“With FREEDOM you don’t get freebies. IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
VOTING as REBELLION?
“Voting is NOT rebellion, it’s literally the opposite.” – Dr. Freckles
Sharing politics …
“I’d rather share values with you than politics. Sharing ‘politics’ is like sharing an old rusty knife that was probably used to kill someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Demonology by other means …
“Democracy is demonology by other means.” – Dr. Freckles
ONE NEAT TRICK!
“What if I told you ONE NEAT TRICK gives you ZERO unemployment? – redefine WHAT unemployment is.” – Dr. Freckles
TRUTH and LIBERTY
“TRUTH and LIBERTY == TRUE … IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
Vote …
“If you put a gun to my head and said ‘VOTE’, I’d let you blow my brains out.” – Dr. Freckles

The First Game
“The first or OLDEST game, because you can witness it in other conscious or self-aware animals, was the CHASE. The simplest rule, run.” – Dr. Freckles


An undigested grape …
“From a Sovietology perspective: governments are NOT a salad bar with some truth mixed in there, governments are MORE LIKE 10,000 tons of shit that might contain one or two undigested grapes.” – Dr. Freckles
How many …
“How many limited hangouts do you need till you land on the square labeled bullshit?” – Dr. Freckles