“The first or OLDEST game, because you can witness it in other conscious or self-aware animals, was the CHASE. The simplest rule, run.” – Dr. Freckles


“The first or OLDEST game, because you can witness it in other conscious or self-aware animals, was the CHASE. The simplest rule, run.” – Dr. Freckles


“From a Sovietology perspective: governments are NOT a salad bar with some truth mixed in there, governments are MORE LIKE 10,000 tons of shit that might contain one or two undigested grapes.” – Dr. Freckles
“How many limited hangouts do you need till you land on the square labeled bullshit?” – Dr. Freckles
“Build a crooked casino, crooked people show up.” – Dr. Freckles
“Anonymous voting is ONE of the reasons democracy is EASY to HACK.” – Dr. Freckles
“Taxes are the price we pay so we can pay more taxes.” – Dr. Freckles

“The most dangerous idea in America is that LIBERTY is the solution, not more voting.” – Dr. Freckles
“For a free country, we create a shit ton of Czars.” – Dr. Freckles