“Fun fact: your childcare costs go down if you can trust your neighbors.” – Dr. Freckles
WEED and STABBING (and babies in microwave ovens)
“If doing weed causes you to stab ANYONE? – you were ALWAYS going to stab someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Lowest …
“Trump voters are the Efrén Herrera of Nickelback.” – Dr. Freckles
Anarchism and genitals …
“If the government kicks you in the genitals enough? – you might end up at anarchism, even if you can’t read.” – Dr. Freckles
Bill of Rights …
“We no longer have a ‘Bill of Rights’, if we ever did. All we have now is the bill, and we all gotta pay.” – Dr. Freckles
Topsoil and Famine
“You strip mine topsoil, you’re gonna have a famine.” – Dr. Freckles
Not opposed to mining or industry … (blah, blah, blah)
“I’m not opposed to mining, to industry. I’m opposed to people, knowingly, poisoning their neighbors.” – Dr. Freckles
side note: this is NOT EDEN … this the FAFO place.
A jagged journey AWAY from the Devil.
“My life? – a rocky, misguided, mediocre but HARD SLOG AWAY from EVIL!” – Dr. Freckles
Of beetles and communists …
The beetles in CA are not the CAUSE of the trees dying, they are the things that come because the forest is sick, and dying.
Communists are NOT WHAT TOOK YOUR FREEDOM AWAY BUCKET HEAD …
Communists are what YOU GET because you’re too damn afraid to live free.
BASHING the EMPIRE …
“The empire does not care if you ‘bash it’, it does care if you simply ignore it.” – Dr. Freckles
WALLS …
“Walls, generally, are NOT for keeping people out – they are for keeping people IN.” – Dr. Freckles
“Commies build walls … why? – BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS THEIR CROOKED BULLSHIT.” – Dr. Freckles
Communism, once again, for sure …
“Communism is its own Kool-Aid.” – Dr. Freckles
Circumcision …
“Circumcision is grooming.” – Dr. Freckles