Happy Hump Day …
Ted Bundy: founding father …
“If Ted Bundy founded a nation? – it would look a lot like the modern State of Israel.” – Dr. Freckles
COVID EMERGENCY! (you falling for it again?)
Spiders: making a comeback …
Control …
“Control as a function of complexity becomes illusive at a non-linear rate.” – Dr. Freckles
BLUE BEAM
“Deport people that hate Israel …” (smh)
File this under: cheap threats, shit that would collapse the system
SLOTH FEVER!
A tale of two award ceremonies …
You shouldn’t speak ill of the dead … but there are exceptions during Boblimptock.
Telling lies …
“Tell a lie long enough? – the liar starts believing it.” – Dr. Freckles
Kentucky style sideways bird-flu … (rated: XXX)
This is a slut chain …
A cow had sex with a monkey that had sex with a bird that had Kentucky style sideways action with Florida Man …
Florida Man had WEST VIRGINIA method “Old Miss Gibbons” style horse-shoeing, while cuddling a grizzly and allowing a mountain lion to tug him off … and then it gets worse …
Texas Dave was pile driving his Latin queen in his new CHEVY TRUCK MACHINE, when that mountain lion Florida Man infected showed up, and it became a “Juarez 3 Way with extra pepper” … this is how lockdowns start mother fucker … stop it … fuck the monkey pox herpes …
CANADA KATE was servicing truckers near Niagara Falls, when that nasty ass TEXAS DAVE showed up. He was covered in pus buncles and layer-cake fecal powders … She did the “Driving Miss Davy” for him, but his jergis-wand exploded with a green glowing paste, and a lot lizard called the state patrol …
The state patrolman sampled Dave’s GOO and spilled a little on his pants, the lot lizard, Harper Gapes, ended up propositioning the cop … and they had cop-style rough sex in the back of his cruiser, and as his cruiser spooge burst its dam, Harper caught a mouth load on the way down … and the monkey pox spreads …
A fella named STRUPPS was huffing paint fumes near the 7/11 off of BOBLIMPTOCK AVENUE, when Harper came by … she had jaundiced eyes and flies and scovington-scars from coconut bars covering her arms and legs … STRUPPS tried to help her, but instead they tripped and fell into a pile of garbage in the alley and began to make a bunctous baby … and now the MONKEY POX WORSENS: WHO, CODE RED!
MERV BRAMPTON found that poor damnable baby, tossed in a dumpster, and took the child home. Poor thing was half-human, half-monkey pox … MERV didn’t know what to do … he named the child Harriet or Harry, he wasn’t too sure about the sex or gender of that bunctous baby. When Harriet was 9, he drove drove him/her to the jungles of Florida, and dropped the baby off in a swamp … “Goodbye poor bunctous baby … may your parents rot in hell”
Harriet grew up and went to COLLEGE. She studied and read books and got herself a PhD and moved to Australia … becoming a citizen. She changed her name to RAY GUNN and represented the Aussies in the Olympic Games as a break dancer …
An everyone lived happily ever after …
Anonymous voting …
“Anonymous voting is ONE of the reasons democracy is EASY to HACK.” – Dr. Freckles
Lesser of two …
“People will choose the lesser of two evils, assuming there’s only two.” – Dr. Freckles
File under: Keto too far?
Have you seen this movie?
ERRATA: not 0.15 basis points, but 15 basis points …
(still looks like pushing turds)
Link: https://www.esperio.org/analytics/market-analysis/market-news/3981834
Cramer …
“CRAMER is the CRAMER of Cramers.” – Dr. Freckles
Cope … listed on NASDAQ …
“If COPE were a ticker? – it would be all time highs right now.” – Dr. Freckles
