Category: Planetary Status Reports

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People are better after kids … (nope)

I used to get suckered by the: “People are better when they have kids.”

People are more or less the same pieces of shit they were before.

After 2020, I won’t listen to the “noble parenthood” bullshit ever again.

Covid-19: the most massive child abuse scandal in history

If there is a GOOD WAY to ensure success? – get a bible, pray.

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Catastrophes happen …

– Biblical history tells us: catastrophes happen

– Natural history tells us: catastrophes HAPPEN

So it’s all fine and good to be morons, right wing or left wing, and focus on what “people do”.

CON: “Dan, people are setting these fires.”

or

LIB: “Dan, your car is causing this”

Nah bro: Nature will FUCK YOU in the ASS …

(whenever nature wants to)

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The Canadian forest fires …

“… ‘Suddenly there are young people setting fires in forests’ … is not a rational position.” – Dr. Freckles

  • there have been more and extensive forest fires in the Siberian and Canadian sub-arctic the last 10 years
  • these fires don’t go out, in many cases, and burn year round
  • KIDS have been setting fires, negligently, in the woods, SINCE FIRE WAS DISCOVERED
  • How dry, relatively speaking, is the sub-arctic at this point? (good question)

You ever wonder WHY they went CO2 scare first, methane scare second?

You ever wonder why they switched from “global warming” to “climate change”?

(there’s an answer, you might not like it)

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What the Ukraine PSYOP does:

Link: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukraine-warns-over-reservoir-level-after-kakhovka-dam-collapse-2023-06-08/

  1. reduces access to the Arctic circle during a likely intense period of rapid permafrost collapse. This includes ESAS and Siberia.
  2. uses up western stockpiles of military grade small arms, rockets, anti-aircraft.
  3. It represents a low-level divide and conquer operation.
  4. Allows for the disappearance and rendition of Americans on a massive scale.
  5. As with table magic: it keeps the focus of curious minds AWAY FROM the Arctic and Antarctic.
  6. Another excuse for collapsing food production.
  7. Any increases of fire and smoke from the Russian arctic will be blamed on the “war”.

Frankly, the money laundering angle is dumb: they have been able to move BILLIONS for decades, no problem. Why would they need this kind of byzantine Rube Goldberg BS to launder money?

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THEY …

Here is what I believe is true:

THEY, whoever THEY are, are lying.

They are lying about the nature of space.

They are lying about the climate, on ALL SIDES, to include your favorite OIL corps.

They are not going to tell you the truth.

They don’t care if you die.

THEY want you scared of drag queens and black clad freaks and Putin and TRUMP …

They want you confused about the world …

They PIXELATED your dollar store pleasure palace, and left ALICE the hornet skid looking for woop-sauce and cranberry junk. They rubbed one out to OLD SMOOTY as your family ate sand maggots and fed on upholstery stew. Carter sent his corn cob your way, and your momma gave it love …

THEY LEAVE your heart broken and filled with trouble. Promises of vengeance and glory and GREATNESS, but what you have is the CHEETO BANDITO staring down the glassy fox strugglers, combing the beach for bits of Fukushima reactor and dockside poetry is read the feddle-fish.

They BUY THE WORLD for a pittance, and hand you the door grangler expecting pus to fulfill your meat wishes …

They sell burgers to the FANCY FLINGERS and other BOOMER FINKS out there cruising in their EASY RIDER electric scooters, looking for the VILLAGES entrance, but getting stuck and eaten by gators instead … They said they’d call …

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DAMN YOU TO SCREEGLE VILLE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230607_DAMN_YOU_TO_SCREEGLE_VILLE.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Damn You to SCREEGLE VILLE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6925

Federal Reserve: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6980

Snack Thief Gunman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6953

MOAR ALIENS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6950

Death of Seattle: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6978

Dream Big: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6921

Dirt: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6919