Category: Planetary Status Reports

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FAFO

Zero Hedge: HEADLINES

“Art” or Demon: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28472

NONSESEN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28468

Not Allowed: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28485

Let’s go fishing: https://www.islands.com/2191901/san-carlos-lake-arizona-lake-forced-close-after-devastating-ecological-disaster/

Pakistan-India Nuke War Crisis: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2529589-a-nuclear-war-between-india-and-pakistan-could-destroy-the-ozone-layer/

Beneficial Ticks: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40693342/

Disclosure Day:

WAS …

  1. One long commercial for black DODGE CHARGERS?
  2. All the cliches involving “aliens”?
  3. Alien hand held dildo play?
  4. One long chase sequence?
  5. An excuse for a Filipino hooker that sucked Spielberg’s cock and got the gig of being the CO-NEWS WITCH with Emily Blunt at the end?
  6. Bad alien shots with rubbery bodies?
  7. Old alien Epstein pedophile reuniting with victims? “Remember when I stuck my alien finger in your butt?” stuff …
  8. A way to waste money I don’t have?

Last time I went to the movies was to see the re-release of 1989 “They Live”, and I saw this in 2023. The last time I went to see a NEW movie, 2019? …

WAR PLAN ALERT: 

1. We are moving 7 divisions of US ARMY RANGERS to quadrant-6, to deal with the hooker marines of Deziree.

2. The 6th Submarine hyper fleet is positioned near Monaco, to repel the SWISS GUARDS and offer indirect fires to support the CELTIC ASSAULT on Rome and the Pope.

3. Urine will be reused.

4. Turns will be taken, shaking your booty, don't be snooty.

5. Large amounts of pork rinds still need to be procured ...

6. The SAXON SPACE FLEET is orbiting near Venus, something is stuck between us and it's keeping us apart.

7. Iranian SKY PILOTS are monitoring Canadian elk activity near Mt. Simon, in the WESTERN PROVINCES, not far from Chesterfield.

8. Terrible battles are commencing at the district movie theaters, people are cursing SAM BLADE and the new CHOGLAN-CHUD-CHUG franchise of hornet girls and their sleazy ways.

9. Trump is positioning our SPACE FORCE STAR FLEET for the final blow against Iran. Currently, this fleet is hiding BEHIND THE MOON, ready to POUNCE on Tehran ... if the opportunity presents itself.

10. GIRG-FORCES under the command of General Shlmomo Silverburgstein are commencing JOINT MOSSAD/CIA ops to establish child rape/torture and organ acquisition facilities in the WEST BANK.

Total victory is near, again, as it will be, every Friday.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Have you seen THIS NUMBER a lot recently:

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Some Bad Audio Art Berman … (demon voice)

Couple of choice comments from ART:

  1. Iran doesn’t care about its people. (the US government cares about Americans? – dumb shit)
  2. You have to believe the story I just told you. (No, Art, I don’t.)

*** normally, Art’s analysis is decent and unclouded. Even if you ignore the audio anomaly, the analysis here is messy. And his futzing about with the scissors makes him look crazy and distracted. Almost like AI generated “Art”.

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“NONSESEN” – this year’s COVFEFE … (butt ass)

SOURCE GERMAN: something SO BIG and HUGE that you can’t stop thinking about it, but when it shows up it’s really a FRENCH BULLDOG, and your family hasn’t had food for 12 weeks, and so it’s stew night … and the Frenchie’s name is “Stu” … and the family doesn’t know this.

I told you no more group emails, but that was its own kind of nonsesen. If you haven't checked, there's a new podcast "Fentanyl Patches" up on the blog and spotify. I have given up on the cage Rumble and YouTube put me in, and I gave up YEARS AGO on the non-ghetto place for people like me, someone who: a) sucks too much to do better OR b) won't ever know besides. Fuck it. Good evening.

This is gonna be one HELL of a SUMMER, and summer doesn't officially start for a couple more weeks. Heat waves, floods, probably giant hail stones, and transcendental bigfoot sightings. Might even feel like the END TIMES, and who knows.

My feelings are: the IRAN war is, in a way, a good sign. I thought we were in POPPING SMOKE phase, where the OP CRAZY goes exponential - but it's still just steep linear. Steep, lots of crazy, but no distinct non-linear behaviors or discontinuities yet. The IRAN war has a "dial" for a reason - "IT" is still not here yet. Maybe it's near, almost here, coming from a planet with no beer. A queer feeling besets ones broken glass heart, so go start your BEACH BLANKET BINGO near the great sargasso sea, and let the flesh eating bacteria have a snack.

Cheers,

Dan
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WHAT is NORMAL?

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260605_WHAT_IS_NORMAL.mp3

LAST DAYS of NORMAL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28406

Peter Thiel is bugging out: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/peter-thiel-argentina-billionaire-tax-b2986444.html

NDAA 2027, SECTION 224:

“If fully enacted, this proposal would provide a higher level of military-industrial integration than the U.S. has with any other country in the world.”

UV radiation and the brain: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11263540/

Fake Wars: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28387

Figured this out: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28371

Fun-gal: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28367

The Future: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28363

Taco meat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28354

What is normal?: think about it, then get back to me

  1. normal isn’t a thing
  2. the period of history from 1945-2001 was the fluke, for American history
  3. LIFE is mostly EQUILIBRIUM with intermittent transitions that can be QUITE CRAZY (hence the “punctuation”)