R.O.T.A.B. BLOCKADE:
Several hard core units of the 7th and 14th SHOCK ARMIES of R.O.T.A.B. have been activated to assert total control of the OUTER RIM of the various international blockades. Our blockade is a super blockade involving diseased orca whales and tumor ridden great white sharks and various airborne gorilla special ops cadres. The flares have gone up, the klaxon calls, the noise of WAR spreads like monkey-herpes across all the realms of YouTube type edge-lord tyranny.
Things are not what they used to be …
Several fucking months ago R.O.T.A.B. usurped D.F.G.T.C. by superseding authority and spreading fear of MAD ISRAELIS with HERPES and suitcase nukes. “They” say they never forget, well … shit brah … neither does R.O.T.A.B.. Our forces contain SEAFLOW energy drink magic and uses the BOBLIMPTOCK MANIFESTO as its CORE DOCTRINAL MATERIAL EXCALIBUR STYLE MONKEY FUCK PRINCESS MAJESTY and other JRR TOLKIEN GAME OF THRONES STAR WARS AVENGER BULLSHIT.
YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK that our armies of mad-dog sky-yotes and various LIZARD MONSTERS will move like LIGHTING WILDFIRE across the vast deserts and will prevent all hooker trading … unless we get our FEE.
Want to move hookers? – you pay a fee.
Need greases and ancient butt oils? – yeah, a fee.
Our CORDON SANITARY NAPKIN is the impenetrable barrier of the IRON WILL of the people who have been stamped on and murdered and tossed into the dumpster for too fucking long.
At least 9 divisions of hairless chimpanzees will launch a HUGE ATTACK on DJIBOUTI … that’s right … YER BOOTY … DJIBOUTI … YER BOOTY … our forces will tear you up and no amount of HOG SEMEN will prevent this. PAPA BLUMP will POOP HIS PANTS when we reveal our super duper and SILENT but DEADLY FART GAS … collected from 3 million drunk Danes. This viscous and disturbing air fluid and its miasma vibrations will RATION YOUR REASON to the SEASON of death tropes and other kinds of jungle-tacos on sale for $500/gallon. You’ll pay … or MISS DAISY MAE will tell you to go home to mama while your friend JODY pounds her … big time.
YOUR BOOTY cannot be protected from our FRENCH FRY FREEDOM torpedoes. Even DOCTOR TORPEDO HEAD and his A.I. elite have joined with us, to penetrate deeply into DJIBOUTI and this is MIND STAGGERING.
STOP IT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260501_STOP_IT.mp3
