R.O.T.A.B. BLOCKADE:
Several hard core units of the 7th and 14th SHOCK ARMIES of R.O.T.A.B. have been activated to assert total DOMINANCE of the OUTER RIM of the various international blockades; code named: OPERATION RIM JOB.
Our blockade is a super blockade involving diseased orca whales and tumor ridden great white sharks and various airborne gorilla special ops cadres. The flares have gone up, the klaxon calls, the noise of WAR spreads like monkey-herpes across all the realms of YouTube type edge-lord tyranny.
Things are not what they used to be …
Several fucking months ago R.O.T.A.B. usurped D.F.G.T.C. by superseding authority and spreading fear of MAD TUNNEL ZIONISTS with HERPES and suitcase nukes … not so ironically spreading like herpes or “the clap”. “They” say they never forget, well … shit brah … neither does R.O.T.A.B.. Our forces contain SEAFLOW energy drink magic and uses the BOBLIMPTOCK MANIFESTO as its CORE DOCTRINAL MATERIAL EXCALIBUR STYLE MONKEY FUCK PRINCESS MAJESTY and other JRR TOLKIEN GAME OF THRONES STAR WARS AVENGER BULLSHIT.
YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK that our armies of mad-dog sky-yotes and various LIZARD MONSTERS will move like LIGHTING WILDFIRE across the vast deserts and will prevent all hooker trading … unless we get our FEE.
Want to move hookers? – you pay a fee.
Need greases and ancient butt oils? – yeah, a fee.
Our CORDON SANITARY NAPKIN is the impenetrable barrier of the IRON WILL of the people who have been stamped on and murdered and tossed into the dumpster for too fucking long. Clown folk … Peru Indiana … and much of FLORIDA is OURS … we rule the 2,000 storm drains and sewer zones of LA and Chicago. Our muskrat herders and shovel agents provide taco meat to TACO BELL and chicken paste to KFC. You think you can stop our ECONOMIC POWER-TOPIA PAPA GLUMP BLUMP? … nah, because you and your MAGA koolaid drinkers are fags and gay and lame … and this is NOT HOMOPHOBIC but rather META-PHOBIC and based.
At least 9 divisions of hairless chimpanzees will launch a HUGE ATTACK on DJIBOUTI … that’s right … YER BOOTY … DJIBOUTI … YER BOOTY … our forces will tear you up and no amount of HOG SEMEN will prevent this. PAPA BLUMP will POOP HIS PANTS when we reveal our super duper and SILENT but DEADLY FART GAS … collected from 3 million drunk Danes. This viscous and disturbing air fluid and its miasma vibrations will RATION YOUR REASON to the SEASON of death tropes and other kinds of jungle-tacos on sale for $500/gallon. You’ll pay … or MISS DAISY MAE will tell you to go home to mama while your friend JODY pounds her … big time.
YOUR BOOTY cannot be protected from our FRENCH FRY FREEDOM torpedoes. Even DOCTOR TORPEDO HEAD and his A.I. elite have joined with us, to penetrate deeply into DJIBOUTI and this is MIND STAGGERING.
YOUR BOOTY IS MINE!
I RULE DJIBOUTI!
(I owned you before you were born)
After the first wave of husker-drones, we will launch pseudo-sonic hyper-glam REAMER TYPE DRILL BIT roamers. These roamers will move about the battle space looking for grimy salad-screen twinks armed with pink nunchucks and ghetto HIV super soakers. The last reef wardens will be sent to the bottom and the submarine navy will be racing, at the lake, SATURDAY NIGHT!
We have designed ARC PLASMA RAIL GUNS that fire molten titanium at 40,000 feet per second with a range of 2,000 nautical miles. This weapon can fire repeatedly, 75 shots per minute. Barrage fire will ANNIHILATE our sleeping giant HERGIST-DWORGS and jizz-masters that run the various US and Israeli vessels. Sure, U.S. NAVY is well known for preserving jizz juice and serving it as tapioca pudding to the swabbos … but ask me if I fucking care? Within minutes we can sink any navy on Earth, don’t question it … just live in perpetual fear eating chili from a can in your basement apartment.
THIS WILL ALL LEAD TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF TOTALISTIC WARFARE AND GRUNT FUMBLING!
We are at DEF-CON ZERO MINUS 30 and no one understands where this can lead. ESCALATION ESCALATORS are taking us UP TO THE TOP of the HORROR MALL and the thrall of neutron bombs holds the general’s gaze. Too many STONE PRIESTS have beat the RED HEIFER to DEATH with YENTL-WANDS and old-time’y Holocaust guilt. Another Steven Spielberg movie is coming out this CHRISTMAS and it will be a documentary. What is coming for the SIN-BREEDERS of ISRAEL will be EPIC and expect these turd-merchants to metastasize across the globe and another DIASPORA of diaper raiders is set forth, and there is mourning for a cursed people once again. Many movies will come out of this, probably a SITCOM TV show called: “TEL AVIV IS BURNING!”
STOP BREATHING HESPER GAS!
STOP LIVING IN THE PROTEIN SHADOWS!
Canned bacon is HUGE right now, and the plow is being set aside. Your CHIDE against ROTAB is best met with a smile and for miles we will drag your weary spirit across the concrete of regret … with speed bumps … on a chain behind our CHEVY.
So buck up!
The blockade is ON!
Blockade: https://historycollection.com/15-notorious-naval-blockades-that-disrupted-the-world/
APTITUDE TEST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27790
It’s a HOOT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27778
SHARKS MOVING NORTH: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27775
Old Dude Snake Friend: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27772
Houseboat Wars: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27766
A.I. ate my homework: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27748
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