"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Link: https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/augusta-georgia-woman-suv-popeyes-crash-missing-biscuits
Link: https://nypost.com/2023/03/08/i-went-to-dunkin-for-grilled-cheese-i-got-a-paper-sandwich-instead
Link: https://nypost.com/2023/03/13/man-sues-buffalo-wild-wings-for-allegedly-mislabelling-boneless-wings
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“I breathe dust …”
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Link: https://nypost.com/2023/03/07/28-girls-hospitalized-for-anxiety-after-ouija-board-game
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“Fortified wine just means better.” – Dr. Freckles
MD 20/20: http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html
Sherry is also a fortified wine …
(but I bet the process is different)
“Perhaps the most racist thing in the world is to ignore all this racist crap.” – Dr. Freckles
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“You can measure a person’s opinion by their hubris.” – Dr. Freckles
“A cop shouldn’t feel safe breaking into anyone’s home.” – Dr. Freckles
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She took the jab, so I left her on the slab …
She did a lot of cocaine, and it drove her insane …
She took the long way home, now she lives as a hooker in Gnome …
She bought a crazy dog, it chased her into the bog …
She bred with laser cats, her babies were rabies bats …
She rode the camel thong, she finished off diesel bong …
She stole my brazen heart, just because I had to fart …
She smoked a mongo joint, I didn’t even see the point …
She ate her girlfriends vee, made her blind so she couldn’t see …
She hunts the wild boar, because she’s a nasty whore …
She killed the mean old man, he came from robot-Japan …
She sucked a giant cock, and now she looks like Spock …
She found the golden bow, her heart was cold as snow …
She danced with Michael J, her heart said it was okay … (except she was 8)
She formed a sacred cult, her boyfriend’s name was Bolt … Bolt Cockmeyer …
She filmed JFK, she screamed “it’s not okay” …
She hurt her grandma Joan, as she stabbed her she could hear her moan …
She drank the monkey paste, her turds expelled with haste …
She cast a Mexican curse, her boyfriend now has a purse …
She is my jungle queen, she had to make a scene …
She built a castle wide, with her pimp daddy by her side …
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What if there were a “Time Hitler”, alone and dislodged in the future?
What if he’s around today, just lonely … just wanting a friend?
People have time for their cat …
but they have no time for Hitler …
People have time to call their moms …
But no one has time for Hitler …
(except for your moms … we just finished crepes in bed)
people have time for breakfast …
(but no time for Hitler)
People have time to garden, to raise some crops for their bratty kids …
People have time for pizza, to enjoy with a friend after that great football match …
People have time to smoke pot, and we all know how important that is …
BUT PEOPLE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR HITLER …
People have time to floss their teeth …
But no one has time for Hitler …
People have time for anal butt sex with their spouse, massaging each other’s junk and caressing HER boovula. They buy plastic toys to insert in the holes, holes that cannot be filled …
But NO ONE will stop this to consider – time for Hitler … ???
People have time to make memes …
But Hitler? – no one gives a fuck …
People have time to eat STEAK, and not share it …
BUT WHERE oh WHERE is time for Hitler?
Yes?
People have time for Elon Musk and his space bullshit.
But when will you find time for Hitler?
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