“If the MOON were made of swiss cheese, there’d be dogs living on it.” – Dr. Freckles
The simplest thing …
“The simplest thing can be everything, the hardest thing can be simple.” – Dr. Freckles
Wrestling a woman, and anarchism …
“TBH: on my road to anarchism, there is this foggy memory from childhood of Andy Kaufman wrestling a woman on Merv Griffin.” – Dr. Freckles
Archaeology HOT TIP!
“Find a mass grave, chances are a government had been formed nearby in the past.” – Dr. Freckles
TRUMP SENTENCING
Trump Sentencing:
Trump has been found guilty …
Trump has been found guilty of CRIMES against CATS and lesbians …
Trump has been found guilty of CRIMES against ALIEN SPECIES and weird grass fed spiders.
Trump committed as many crimes as 5,000 hippos and 21 grizzly bears.
But now what?
Trump is to be SENTENCED on 7/11 … does he get a Slurpee?
It is believed that JUDGE YENDAROO will sentence Trump to something severe, probably involving a trip to the SUPER-PANAMAX prison container ship that wanders about the Panama Canal … sure … Trump will probably get eaten by an anaconda, but his story lives on, and the swamp people of REGION VORG will sing great songs about his doings, as the ants pile sand, and the world turns to darkness.
Sure, that’s a theory …
Old Clev from the marina told me that “Trump will be sentenced to the 8 witch treatment!”
Clev says they’ll take old Trump to the Grand Canyon and stretch him out upon the burning rocks, nailing his hands into the stone, as he groans he will shit his pants. Then 8 fat women with blue hair will micturate upon Donald’s head, while JERVY-DANCERS twerk nearby and gasoline is force fed down that orange man’s throat. I know folks will be upset by this, but they’ll still tune in, pay-per-view, $200 to watch MAGA-MAN slowly die in the desert …
HOOGLY caught up with me at Slim’s Navy Bar off of Skid Avenue. There was a girl named Tessa selling hair-moulds to friends and neighbors for 77 cents – she’d sit in her underwear, not far from that broken park bench, shaking and rocking back and forth …
HOOGLY said Tessa said Trump would have tiny fish hooks connected to every part of his body … 100 pound test line connected to each hook and the line on many tiny electric wenches, slowly pulling Trump apart … they’ll feed him to bull sharks in El Salvador, as tainted cherry astronauts fly knotted flags to the Moon. And Tessa keeps rocking and muttering about krokodil. Of course Tessa might not know …
My ghoul sauce vendor who also works for Vrool Fishing Factory, well HE SAID Trump is going to be made into the fry cook at some McDonalds … He’ll have to work there for YEARS, and people will spit on him … so he’ll start spitting in the food. You see him? – you don’t go there, unless you’re MAGA and you’re into that sort of thing.
But maybe he’ll just be sent to an island, to live with the bears ….
PAWG NIGHTMARE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12323
Super Mad Cow: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12127
Tritium (again): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12174
Moar spider eggs: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12203
The Candle: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12190
I ain’t lost yet: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12194
History: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12200
Soup is missing …
“What if we end up with soup lines, but the soup doesn’t show up?” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR SPIDER EGGS!
History …
“History is mostly the history of people thinking they are God, and then finding out they’re not.” – Dr. Freckles
R.I.P. HEEMEYER! (6/4/2004)
I’m a loser …
“I’m a loser, but I ain’t lost yet.” – Dr. Freckles