“Fortified wine just means better.” – Dr. Freckles
MD 20/20: http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html
Sherry is also a fortified wine …
(but I bet the process is different)
“Fortified wine just means better.” – Dr. Freckles
MD 20/20: http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html
Sherry is also a fortified wine …
(but I bet the process is different)
“Perhaps the most racist thing in the world is to ignore all this racist crap.” – Dr. Freckles
[curated: 3/16/2023]
“You can measure a person’s opinion by their hubris.” – Dr. Freckles
“A cop shouldn’t feel safe breaking into anyone’s home.” – Dr. Freckles
[curated: 3/16/2023]
She took the jab, so I left her on the slab …
She did a lot of cocaine, and it drove her insane …
She took the long way home, now she lives as a hooker in Gnome …
She bought a crazy dog, it chased her into the bog …
She bred with laser cats, her babies were rabies bats …
She rode the camel thong, she finished off diesel bong …
She stole my brazen heart, just because I had to fart …
She smoked a mongo joint, I didn’t even see the point …
She ate her girlfriends vee, made her blind so she couldn’t see …
She hunts the wild boar, because she’s a nasty whore …
She killed the mean old man, he came from robot-Japan …
She sucked a giant cock, and now she looks like Spock …
She found the golden bow, her heart was cold as snow …
She danced with Michael J, her heart said it was okay … (except she was 8)
She formed a sacred cult, her boyfriend’s name was Bolt … Bolt Cockmeyer …
She filmed JFK, she screamed “it’s not okay” …
She hurt her grandma Joan, as she stabbed her she could hear her moan …
She drank the monkey paste, her turds expelled with haste …
She cast a Mexican curse, her boyfriend now has a purse …
She is my jungle queen, she had to make a scene …
She built a castle wide, with her pimp daddy by her side …
[curated: 3/14/2023]
What if there were a “Time Hitler”, alone and dislodged in the future?
What if he’s around today, just lonely … just wanting a friend?
People have time for their cat …
but they have no time for Hitler …
People have time to call their moms …
But no one has time for Hitler …
(except for your moms … we just finished crepes in bed)
people have time for breakfast …
(but no time for Hitler)
People have time to garden, to raise some crops for their bratty kids …
People have time for pizza, to enjoy with a friend after that great football match …
People have time to smoke pot, and we all know how important that is …
BUT PEOPLE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR HITLER …
People have time to floss their teeth …
But no one has time for Hitler …
People have time for anal butt sex with their spouse, massaging each other’s junk and caressing HER boovula. They buy plastic toys to insert in the holes, holes that cannot be filled …
But NO ONE will stop this to consider – time for Hitler … ???
People have time to make memes …
But Hitler? – no one gives a fuck …
People have time to eat STEAK, and not share it …
BUT WHERE oh WHERE is time for Hitler?
Yes?
People have time for Elon Musk and his space bullshit.
But when will you find time for Hitler?
[curated: 3/14/2023]
“I wonder how Mein Kampf would read, if you substituted robot for jew?” – Dr. Freckles
or substitute …
(et cetera, et cetera)
It is certain that the Sasquatch uses all its subterranean activities not only for the purpose of keeping alive old national enmities against Germany but even to spread them farther and render them more acute wherever possible. It is no less certain that these activities are only very partially in keeping with the true interests of the nations among whose people the poison is spread. As a general principle, the Sasquatch carries on its campaign in the various countries by the use of arguments that are best calculated to appeal to the mentality of the respective nations and are most likely to produce the desired results; for Bigfoot knows what the public feeling is in each country. Our national stock has been so much adulterated by the mixture of alien elements that, in its fight for power, Sasquatch can make use of the more or less 'cosmopolitan' circles which exist among us, inspired by the pacifist and international ideologies. In France they exploit the well-known and accurately estimated chauvinistic spirit. In England they exploit the commercial and world-political outlook. In short, they always work upon the essential characteristics that belong to the mentality of each nation. When they have in this way achieved a decisive influence in the political and economic spheres they can drop the limitations which their former tactics necessitated, now disclosing their real intentions and the ends for which they are fighting. Their work of destruction now goes ahead more quickly, reducing one State after another to a mass of ruins on which they will erect the everlasting and sovereign Wookie Empire.
From the political point of view it is not in the interests of Great Britain that Germany should be ruined even still more, but such a proceeding would be very much in the interests of the international money-markets manipulated by the UFOs. The cleavage between the official, or rather traditional, British statesmanship and the controlling influence of the ALIENS on the money-markets is nowhere so clearly manifested as in the various attitudes taken towards problems of British foreign policy. Contrary to the interests and welfare of the British State, Alien finance demands not only the absolute economic destruction of Germany but its complete political enslavement. The internationalization of our German economic system, that is to say, the transference of our productive forces to the control of extra terrestrial international finance, can be completely carried out only in a State that has been politically Bolshevized. But the Marxist fighting forces, commanded by international and Alien stock-exchange capital, cannot finally smash the national resistance in Germany without friendly help from outside. For this purpose French armies would first have to invade and overcome the territory of the German Reich until a state of international chaos would set in, and then the country would have to succumb to Bolshevik storm troops in the service of Alien international finance.
[curated: 3/16/2023]
“Mice drinking coke said it made them ‘sexual tyrannosaurus’ …”
[curated: 3/16/2023]
“I set a fire once, I watched it grow.” – Time Hitler
“The hospital sling is the black FORD Econoline van of medical gear.” – Dr. Freckles
[curated: 3/16/2023]