Category: Planetary Status Reports

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Ash and trash …

1. Gun control fear
2. Signs in the sky
3. You need to check what people tell you
4. BLAME STORMING phase of Ukraine

We got crab legs …

Link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/10/15/alaska-snow-crab-season-climate-change/

Wars and rumors of wars …

Matthew 24: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2024&version=NIV

What is the War in the Ukraine:

1. another full on PSYOP and it’s is not really happening.
2. partially real, partially fake – all sides conspiring.
3. the conflict between an empire in decline ($USD petro empire) and emergent multi-polar power blocks … some call this the Thucydides trap … whatever
4. But what if it is something else …

Rapture of the believers, end times and free will …

I would like to more properly explain what I was talking about in my last podcast about the Tribulation being unavoidable …

What if the Devil threw a picnic and no one showed up …

Rapture of all believers results in almost everyone being gone …

Boblimptock … revisited …

Screigling-TOG, the last elf-man of Trympton, he rode strong on the back of his battle hippo, as careless cigarette fiends lie wasted on the streets and old timey GILF hookers clean out their boovulum. Hairless toad freaks sell their pies made of nuclear waste and fear, and some wrong-time-charley finds lost love near the Tavern of Guilt. Glumpy days for the Haglin tribes, joggers all about, people looting and not shooting. A cavern lovers dream where aliens go to knock up hoes.

This is BOBLIMPTOCK …

GRINKEN TOWN wanderers own half the city, “and it’s not gonna change and we got the banks too”, screamed Haggen-Lo, the Vietnamese princess and owner of JORBEL’S FINE MEATS. Their place was for NEW KINDS of commie people, living in jingus-jars and selling their protein paste to unsuspecting Amish refugees. Never did they stop to remark on the beauty of the day, they kept time using bats and cats and rats strung up like strange fruit working their way to heaven on a thread. And the people spat at their feet … and the lords of the hills wasted, with the Wookie People, for their chance to RAVAGE and STEAL.

… and yeah … this SHIT is Boblimptock.

“INFLATION!”, screamed Queen Messtus, as her ladies in waiting massaged her body with ancient toovis-oils and whale grease. The Central Bank of Grinken, or CBG, is issuing wallet money to the harlot classes, allowing them to buy their blood turnips and their cricket flour. Voorg, the inclusive one, spoke on and on about “dropping cash from planes”, so that people can buy more planes. And the ROCKET JOOG kept complaining about strange princes from stranger lands.

… such is BOBLIMPTOCK …

When kelp warriors wear their gold, and the seal is excused from monkey-meat meals, the new angels of future stuff will spread the butter across the chasm and leave the women of GRINKEN TOWN quivering in ecstasy. Singlet wine, yurg-soup and tiger-stew are on their menu, with waiters wearing leather and diamonds and carrying bandy-bats with carpentry nails driven through them. Scared fishermen make way to safe harbor as the weather turns and the leviathan chases – flesh eating seaweed covers their bodies and blood drips from their eyes.

… and it’s fun during BOBLIMPTOCK brother …

Xyg, the tor-lord, craven and angry and hunting his cocaine juice down by the wharf … he seeks the golden stream and will convert a 1968 Pontiac GTO into a time machine, and a pocket fisherman into a dildo, and Ron Popeil into JESUS … TV jesus. Nestor hawks hunt their quarry where the greasy tricks look for young flesh. Skoog took control of sectors 4 and 33, his mind was filled with broken glass and metal shavings and rage. His fists were tough and scabbed over … his women lived in the caves.

… what mysteries lay with Boblimptock …

HAGAR tribesmen cover their bodies in tattoos and mutilations, CHEESE-MASKS are handed out to the old women so they can hear the wolf men and prepare their boovula for tantalizing exultation and moaning. Old teach with his nasty old books draws designs on the blackboard, teaches 5th grade to 8th graders who need to repeat 1st grade. Chiglin Ranz sought the crystal mallet of HORT so that the 17 witches might be punished and the armies of the EAST might rage south toward Armageddon. And the DEVIL laughed at midnight, and the babies were born under a dark star.

Can you handle BOBLIMPTOCK?

Keb? – he flew a plane for the allied armies. His jet was fast and nasty and casted from crystalline titanium, and all these weapons are controlled by his thoughts. Rockets, capable of destroying buildings and poodles, are fired while he travels at MACH 300 … so very fast. And his hooker wife? – she waits at home, watching TV, yelling at “PUTIN, PUTIN, PUTIN”, eating her hot pocket WHILE the contractor working on her kitchen eats her hot pocket. There’s no more chardonnay to drink, and the pill box is empty. Chariots of iron and wood creak their way to BOBLIMPTOCK.

Can they run?

A SKLEEG-CANNON is used when you’re fighting coober-bears. These bears wear an armor with a CLASS-8 rating, they can fling time spells and incantations. They are the guardians of lost swamps where cannibals hangout and make pizza. They are the wanderers, the broken records, the one shoe. They are the mailbox that is full, but full of what? – “Those pictures you have been looking for?” … but were you looking SCRO? His deception is full and the bread of the past is moldy. The wine of madness is still being sold at 7/11 …

Ready for convenient shopping during BOBLIMPTOCK?

Cat herders from S’compton leave the bones for the dogs, their hand cannons blazing with jergin-fury and their women rubbing their strimbo to achieve total oneness. West side and east side rappers keep the fire blazing, as angry cops beat their suspects and dump them off of Muscle Beach and Medina and near the old pier where the LA PD beat that old lady to death two years ago. And VENICE BEACH? – her queenly ways will bewilder and beguile, and the whale merchants will suckle upon fried grizzle.

… want to know more about BOBLIMPTOCK?

“MALIBU LIGHTING”, demanded a jogger. It was day 33 of the police strike, and the hookers were all in chains. Wild and mean dogs chase the hookers down the street, as their pimps rule each corner and the pill merchants rule the ether space. Cocaine cougars, lonely in the Brentwood Hills, touch and rub their nuggy-dingle and imagine bare chested dusky and dusty and swarthy types breaking down her door and managing her arousal, 6 on 1. And that burger joint? – they’re beyond meat now. Dead rat and cat are for closers, the mystery meat tacos are for the kangus warriors and the crips and the bloods.

… and you can be a hip hop king?

I knew he was cleaven-beast when I saw that scrumbo. He was hanging down by the CHEVRON off of Drimpton Street, not far from where those crips got slaughtered six years ago after those nuns went missing … we don’t talk about it. HOOGER-CROW? HOOGER-CROW our scroglon lord stepped out of the darkness wearing a codpiece of silver and steel. He smiled his crooked smile as he swung his ax and kilt my friend Junctis. He declared the age of BOBLIMPTOCK when he saw the fire eaters doing their dance, and the men of DORBOH finding poison eels in the sewer. HOOGER was the first warlord of boblimptock, he road a wolf into battle …

.. boblimptock the great?

“The tisker-rat is fine eating”, declared LORD BOBLIMPTOCK. “I feed on this as I feed on souls, and my own heart becomes stonier, my fingers caked in blood …” It was the age of GROTON, when young ladies would form lines just to get a piece of his sluggle-oil. The GREAT LORD, as he was called, would bathe in drinktus and muskrat flesh and the sauce of Fue-Master-Gurgen. And in this solace he would imagine the coming wars against MARS and the LAST HOOKER REPUBLIC of MARS … and what that would mean to his 50 wives and 432 childrens … maybe 434 …

… is he not magnificent? Is he not BOBLIMPTOCK?

Messengers of the future are telling you to caste out your rage and replace it with broken glass, and metal shavings, and sawdust, and diesel. You have the oyster of success, your hooker wife awaits you, 66 floors up from 6th AVE, somewhere near the DREGEN CLANS where pear mist sundaes are served to heroin addicts and their funken-folk. TREGLEN, the UNDULATING? – his own posse hunts flesh down there, those loose women in high skirts, being chased by wild dogs at the park. TREGLEN has his fill of that booty, and the world turns grey and red.

… but LORD BOBLIMPTOCK will rule, and all the skugglin-feeders will be his serfs.

HOOGER-CROW has seen the signs. He has collected his own skungo army and is readying his sword. He has PILES of silver, stacked at warehouses, in the Catskills … and he’s ready to pull out his pistol of deflationary oblivion as long as the hookers take VISA … 

He has the heart of the newstyle clown-king, and his name will be known among the 8,000 tribes of NYC.

I met HOOGER in San Francisco back in 1987. He was one of those YOUNG PUNKS making his way, going from one cocaine snake pit to the next. We shared hookers and heroin, we drove a Lambo out to Munkton Point. He showed me his plan, and I knew he was the one. He said “we’ll be KINGS of the new realm, and all the lands will be ours, all the bodies will be buried, all the sparrow hawks will kneel before us”, and then he passed out, started convulsing, I had to wipe the vomit out of his throat so he wouldn’t die.

8 Regling-armies are forming outside of S’compton … the grinken hordes are massaging their sklib, sharpening their swords, staring deeply into the abyss of soul pain. SCRANKTON, the CHANG-CHONG LEADER, built his own abattoir of drinkton speed freaks and old style groglon monkey women. And when the scarlet whore spreads her legs, you know her kumm is made of honey wine.

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221013_STEAMBOAT.mp3

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Christian End Times Scare Flicks: 70’s to the Present …

1. A thief in the night (1973)
2. A distant thunder (1978)
3. Image of the Beast (1981) — computers take front stage in this one …
4. The Prodigal Planet (1984)
5. Apocalypse (1998)
6. Left Behind: The Movie (2000)
7. Left Behind: Tribulation Force (2002)
8. Left Behind: World at War (2005)
9. The End Times (2006)
10. Left Behind (Nicolas Cage starring) (2014) — I feel sorry for Nicolas …
11. The Rapture: the beginning of the end (2015)
12. “Vanished” – Left Behind: Next Generation (2016)

Government …

“Government: the soft quilt that strangles you to death.” – Dr. Freckles

Hate or Love …

“Do you know what is required to either hate or love someone? – that you KNOW them.” – Dr. Freckles

There’s FALSE and then there’s …

“There’s logically false, and then there’s WA DC.” – Dr. Freckles

Rigidity VS Stability …

“Never mistake rigidity or stiffness for stability or strength.” – Dr. Freckles

FIN-TECH, SUPER-CITIES and BITCOIN …

1. Had to do the infinite dance with the checkout machine, AGAIN, today … tap, tap, tap … tap that ass … maybe my transaction will be taken THIS TIME … funny: they said these computers would make things more efficient …
2. I laugh at the fuckers who ask me why I use paper money …. cash.
3. I joked to the folks at the Maverick saying “I studied the collapse of the USSR in grad school, so none of this shocks me …” … they laughed … they weren’t sure why.
4. I remember this family member telling me Seattle was a unstoppable super city …
5. I remember the fucks in 1995 telling me the government CAN’T CONTROL the WWW …
6. I remember this “friend” who keeps pushing crypto as an ALT currency for anarchists … yeah … that grift keeps on giving …

Normal or THE END …

“History isn’t binary bro … there’s the END OF THE WORLD and EVERYTHING IS FINE and EVERY WEIRD STATE in between.” – Dr. Freckles

(it’s not binary)

My friend, France and LT Belenko …

“Final Escape of LT Belenko”

Seattle Mike’s Pod with Me: https://open.spotify.com/episode/64k8OVuv5XkzcNUx1ijDay

Putin listens to my podcast …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/large-scale-strikes-many-cities-across-ukraine-response-terrorist-crimea-bridge-blast

Just yesterday I was saying: why are the lights still on in Kiev?

Well it looks like Putin listens to my podcast, because VOILA … we have a lot of logistical and infrastructure issues in Ukraine today because they were impacted by Russian missiles.

Now what?

Putin doesn’t have to launch any ground offensives. He can sit on his gains, solidify defenses, and reduce Ukraine to 18th Century living standards from a distance …

Does he launch an early winter offensive against Odessa?

Does he try to take Kiev?

You know the Russians have strategic momentum when you realize THEY have a lot of good options …

NATO? – has a finite list of bad options.

Predictive Programming vs PSYOP PREP …

Link: https://u.osu.edu/vanzandt/2018/04/18/predictive-programming/

Movie: The Thaw (2009), roughly a decade before the “pandemic” …

Movie: Contagion (2011), roughly a decade before the “pandemic” …

(there’s a whole LIST of movies …)

Remember when …

1. Remember when our parents had to harvest the loin grease of wild dogs and cats and bats, so that they could ferment it and you’d have something to take to school that day to trade with the bully who beat you senseless and left you in a ditch to die? – that was great …
2. Remember when you and your wife took that trip to Grinken Town, but the EAST SIDE HOOLIES were causing havoc, and your wife was sold as a white slave to Chairman Muumbasa … all for a few protein cubes and some jinctus-sauce? – great times.
3. Remember when you were 20 years old, but you were lost at sea. You fell in love with a Dutch princess and heiress named Victoria Zantos-Rockus-Muller. And you ingungulated her bloovis zone, as the moisture of rapturous love filled the cabin of her yacht, and you hit some reef off of Malta, and all were lost at sea … except you … and Billy Zane? – AWESOME …
4. Remember that time that spook’s wife, a friend of your mom, came up to you at your mom’s funeral and told you a tale of US experimentation on sailors, marines, other service members, at Bikini Atoll in 1946 … and she gripped some manila folder tightly across her breast … and told you that your DAD was one of these guinea pigs. Your dad, that volunteered to serve in the Pacific theater at the age of 17? Needed his parent’s signature to enlist? Remember THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT?

Self control == Anarchism == Sovereignty == Self-governance

When the “monkey herpes” began, I was thinking about “taking better care of myself”. Maybe not drinking so many beers … maybe walking or running … I even spent a couple weeks jogging in March/April 2020 … before the onset of “race war”.

But it struck me, soon after they announced “warp speed” vaccines, and Bon Jovi’s “do what yer told” music video, that it didn’t really matter. The only thing I was certain of then, is what I am certain of today: much of the “current events”, as reported, are a PSYOP, a smokescreen … to cover up something. Given the scale and nature of the manipulation, trauma based mind control, it can’t be anything good … they are, figuratively speaking, carpet bombing the third eye, why?

So get into good shape, and take your booster. Eat kale … I really don’t give a fuck … but if you’re one of these FUCKERS that gives holiday speeches about fitness and “self control”, but you wore the coffee filters and preach voting? … FUCK OFF … for what’s left of your confused life.

“If you’re some asshole that gives speeches about ‘self control’ to your fat friends, but you’re also a voter? – you’re a douche bag.” – Dr. Freckles

Looting …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/looting-will-get-progressively-worse-amid-hurricane-ian-chaos-sheriff-warns

Right answers …

“There is no right answer.” – Dr. Freckles

Seinfeld Disorder: Store Bought Ice

Stay away from it …

There was this residue.

And then there’s the thing about botulism exposure.

A friend of mine, a listener, recommended another theory …

That it’s possible TPTB are poisoning the food supply … so let’s revisit COVID.

If these people are so smart, why would they use a bioweapon that can easily be traced to its source? Why not use binary and trinary toxins, in the food supply, in the pharma delivery services? This type of action would be hard to detect, until it’s too late … it would be FAST vs the COVID PSYOP slow burn.

STEAMBOAT

We went to Steamboat, CO, the other day. That was interesting.

We took the 40 out to BLINKTON, and then went to see the dinosaur ghosts. Every year thousands go to Blinkton, to see the bones, to talk about their favorite dinosaurs, as the water dries up and the fish go south.

6 hours out of Jig, Wyoming, we got lost and there was no cell service. We spent so much time on those dirt roads trying to find our way back, seeing places frequented by mantis-bats and owl-possum. We got hungry, so we pulled over at this one horse diner in Shmigington, not far from Flaming Gorge and that spot where those old people were drowned last year … and nobody likes to talk about it …

All they had was pork loin and tister-oil. They mixed it all into a bleen salad and tossed these bowls of wrath in front of us, and you could feel the earth twitching … “It’s all we got, nothing grows here any longer, not sense they started the spraying … That old fishwife pointed up at the sky as she said those words, and then picked her nose and rubbed the booger onto the table … and then walked away. So we got back on the road.

After several more hours of hooker side roads and elephant off ramps, we pulled into a “LOAF and JUG” not far from the “KUM and GO” where those 12 hookers were buried a few years ago … we don’t talk about it. We were 2 hours out of STEAMBOAT when we saw the sign … “90 miles to STEAMBOAT” … and so our driver stepped on the gas, to cut the trip down to one hour of hard driving …

When we got close to STEAMBOAT, we stopped at Milner Mall … where they have the landfill scavengers living, folks who make shoes out of old tires and wear frayed garbage bags and painter’s drop plastic and eat scroglon-stew …

We got into STEAMBOAT late, and it was mostly filled with hipster-trust-fund types and anal-wizards. Some screeg-roon strig and mountain hustlers … They were selling dunder knives, claiming some old style injun magician made them … in his home … using melted down needles from the addicts in San Fran … he won the “who’s who” in Colorado art 5 years running.

After drinking mead at Sarah’s Tail Shoppe, we went over to the thrunket pond, where at midnight, every day, STEAMBOAT’s residents roast some random homeless dude over a fire. They feed on his meats … they savor his despair.

As the smoke from the dead fills the air, and midnight turns to 3 AM, we got back into our car, and left that cursed place …

We tossed insults at the funken-folk, as they swallowed mouthfuls of prestige and premium shopping.

STEAMBOAT is doomed.

“I am your pork sword, you are my butternut ham hock …”, is that a pickup line?

I cannot tell a lie …

“If anyone says ‘I cannot tell a lie’? – you know they are either a liar or Jesus.” – Dr. Freckles

The GERMAN …

The GERMAN MIND is a TIME SALAMANDER …

He sees through the munctis and scrimulack and other soul debris.

His music is the “clang, clang, clang” of steel being strengthened …

If the GERMAN has access to cheap Russian gas and oil and other condom related products?

THE GERMAN will DEFY the WORLD …

NATO MAN wants to control the GERMAN MIND. To wrangle his spirit into a dark cubicle of regret. The NATO man sends his twinks, his trannies, to enslave the GERMAN, and to frustrate the RUSSIAN. But German MAN and RUSSIAN MAN were meant for one another, they dream of oil baths and hot Friday nights. NATO man is jealous, and covered in crabs.

“CAN YOU SMELL THE JINCTUS!”, screamed Volgram, the last of the sheep masters.

“Yes Sire, I can sense the coming fire …”

For 300 throggin-trig, the Gloob people had gathered bits of metal and plastic from what was once BERLIN. They scour the ditches, tossing over old moldy wooden boxes only to find the bones of children, dead many throg. As the time oracle would say … “they were once Germans, they were once alive” … before the FIRST FIRE was sent by people who wore very small hats.

Written on the faces of these wastrels, “we should have listened, we should have turned EAST”.

The GERMAN MAN eats muskrat waffles, and pisses blood and whiskey. He wakes each morning to the sound of destiny, as his tanks are filled by RUSSIAN princes.

The GERMAN MAN wears a codpiece made of silver and iron, and he wields an AX of diamonds and titanium. He suckles upon the fruit of disdain, as NATO MAN prances about … 

The GERMAN MAN needs RUSSIAN FUEL and with this he and his hyperborean women will RULE MARS!

Forever covered in giblets and greases.

Forgiveness …

“The counter-party to forgiveness is remorse and restoration.” – Dr. Freckles

Hookers and princesses …

“What’s the difference between a hooker and a princess? – how close you look.” – Dr. Freckles

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221009_DONT_DROWN.mp3

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ASH and TRASH …

1. Bought a basic computer for under $300 … from AMAZON. It didn’t take a UBUNTU 22 build, but it did take UBUNTU 18.04 just fine … at this point? – maybe having an older OS, even if it’s LINUX, is better. And have copies of the bootable OS on USB drives (plural): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B4D44D56?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details . BTW … you could go cheap and get a RASPBERRY PI … sometimes we go too cheap. The GEEKOM is very fast, faster than I expected, and has decent onboard video/audio support.
2. Not giving up on our RAD projects, but the last 6 months has been hard. Hard to keep going with no money, hard to (at 52 years old) to do the 16 hour days in order to make both a “real job” and this work, but we’re not giving up. I plan on taking lessons learned from our first rad-term software ecosystem and instead go 100% python on the client side, other than the necessary JS8Call app running.
3. MICRO-HARASSMENT … like micro-aggression … but per the issue of sexual harassment. That scoopy movement with both hands … the one hand making an OH … and the other hand with one finger going in and out, reciprocally, like a dick. I invented this concept, I don’t care.

Dane-y Darko …

Link: https://youtu.be/0zv1GSkOPNM

Wakanda forever … (is that racist? do I care?)

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/south-africa-may-soon-take-land-without-compensation

1. This could end up ethnic cleansing, a la Rwanda …
2. The WEST doesn’t care if blacks kill blacks in Africa, they care even less of blacks kill whites in Africa …
3. Numbers, in conflict, are not everything – but this could be a bloody ordeal, especially if the white S. Africans fight back …
4. I must be racist.

Cats and dogs …

“Just about every dog would die for its owner/friend, I don’t know about cats.” – Dr. Freckles

Burning bridges …

1. It’s October, and I think the lights are still on in Kiev.
2. The roads allowing western support? – still open …
3. NS1/NS2 have been shut down …
4. And now this bridge thing …
5. And how real is this seeming to anyone here?

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/large-explosion-destroys-part-key-bridge-linking-russia-crimea-zelensky-aide-says

Boomer is seeing invisible time soldiers …

1. Time of algae ponds and recycled urine …
2. Hooker kings and anal-frunctus …
3. Twinks and grifters rule the forbidden zone …
4. Boomer sees it all coming … all the dogs do.

Freedom and God …

“Can God make a stone large enough that he cannot move? – yeah … he made humans.” – Dr. Freckles

You can ignore …

That critical theory “lit clit” class from 1993, University of WA … Seattle …

“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” – Ayn Rand

Humans and weapons …

“For a dog everything is food, for a human everything is a weapon.” – Dr. Freckles

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221001_CANAL_FOAM.mp3

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Mental Capture and Psychological Warfare

The thing about military psychological warfare, it’s about capture – capturing the minds of men and women.

If you wore the coffee filter? – you were captured.

If you listened to Ian Miles Wrong or Andy Ngo Clue and the race war fear? – you were captured.

If you think ANY of the Trump-Biden trauma drama is real? – you have been captured.

If you look at the Ukraine conflict from a superficial angle? – you have been captured.

Jenghiz-TORR

He ruled realm-44-ZED, not far from the old border with Mexico. He kept cage-rats and elephant-bats and monkeys from the swamps of Utah. His women revered HIM and his life tube, they mungulated-their boovluzz while inguzzlating their thrinktus hole. They would be in heat for weeks while awaiting his albino sauce.

“Is the time right?”, Ned, the LAND-SURFER, asked Jenghiz.

“The time?”, Jenghiz looked up towards are dark sky of rage, and fire, and smoke, and pain.

He knew the time of TORBULIS was upon his peoples …

He knew the GORGAN-KING was organizing hooker princes and stripper queens. His mind was filled with ants, and his heart was broken by too many loves lost. The KING would form up his junket-army, arming his gangs with bats and chain … yearning for fringo-dust.

“THE TIME HAS COME!”, Jenghiz howled …

“We need to dust off our bats and chain, we need to fill our pillow cases with rocks and revenge. All french bulldogs need to be harvested to grease our tanks, all the res dogs need to prepare as hell hounds and war dogs … We cannot stop the coming of ROOG, but we can pull together the shallow corn and hurdle-beasts, and make a stew of readiness.”

And Jenghiz finished his speech …

And the people mumbled and groaned, but preparations for war were made.

It was the time of ROOG, the time of the harbingers and nerf-herders and the old style herpes soup …

And the sun went down on these lands …

And the coyotes counted their blessings.

Empires …

“Empires, at the end, implode or explode.” – Dr. Freckles

I think the US empire will implode, assuming the WW3 gambit does not work.

Life …

“Situational stupidity: that’s another name for life.” – Dr. Freckles

Solomon …

“Wisdom vs money … or gold. You can always buy as much wisdom as you want, and you’ll want more hookers.” – Dr. Freckles

Today … in nuke war …

If the Ukraine isn’t just another coordinated PSYOP snuff flick, then what happens next is critical.

– Russia does nothing, consolidates control in the breakaway regions of Ukraine, and waits for a call from Germany in November

– Russia picks a proportional target … what would that be? An LNG ship?

– Russia figures out that “not playing” or “playing by the rules” are no longer options with an insane, and possibly evil, opponent … and that means strategic and selected nuke strikes on key C2 and C3 targets, including a blanketing EMP attack to keep a lid on the pot … they don’t invade, it’s not RED DAWN. They wait to negotiate with whomever crawls out of their bunker first.

Of course, NATO could come to its senses and turn this off … but not likely.

Escalation at this point is also telegraphing your punches … and Russia has very little incentive to do a piece wise incremental movement to nuke war.

Both Russia and China would be best served to jump to the first strike, pick good targets, immobilize target nations with EMP.

Yes – there are dead man switches …

(but Biden … and then you drop the mic)

Also, conveniently …

This “Ukraine War” kept a lid on most Arctic Circle research since February …

And, randomly, this methane blowout in the Baltic is eerily similar to coastal and estuarial methane hydrate blowouts predicted by the Clathrate Gun. (and none of this is related to driving SUVs or eating meat)

We will see …

TPTB have been conducting high level military psychological warfare since early 2020 … LIES at this scale do not tend to hide “nice things”.

(not likely they’re preparing a surprise party)

Here are some upcoming events that could halt WW3.

– Zelensky government collapses, new government makes peace with Russia

– NATO fractures

– China normalizes relations with Taiwan (not likely)

I think, assuming this war is real and Putin is a rational independent agent:

Putin’s next move is to consolidate gains and do nothing. The pipeline can be fixed. I think he believes the Zelensky government will be in trouble, and he’s right. 

The Zelensky government falls, a more moderate non-aligned replacement takes over, and a peace is made with Russia.

NATO could try to keep the war going at that point, but not without risking a war that has both Russia and the Ukraine fighting NATO satanists.

Zelensky is in trouble. He either uses some Epstein style “get out of jail free card” and gets resettled in Miami or Israel …

Or, Ukrainians kill Zelensky …

He could make peace with Putin, but the CIA would kill him before that.

If …

“If you’re an anarchist, practice it in your daily life.” – Dr. Freckles

Good times … Bad times …

“There are good times and bad times in all times.” – Dr. Freckles

Son of Bill

I was thinking about my writing. It’s not super well edited or proof read. And if I asked Boomer, the dog, his opinion? – he’d say it’s “ruff”.

But then he’d say … “I’m Son of Bill”

“You gonna tell me to kill Bill?”

“Nah … I want you to sell diet pills – but it’s really poorly cooked meth …”

“Okay … that’s not killing people …”

“Well … the pills will shut down their kidneys in about 4 days … not quality pills … I’m Son of Bill. …”

“So I will be killing people …”

“Yeah … it’s ruff …”

“Ruff life …”

“Ruff”

Black Markets

“If the black markets are big, the tyranny is big.” – Dr. Freckles

Communists …

“A communist is an anarchist pending a LOT of DISAPPOINTMENT!” – Dr. Freckles

Canal Foam

A listener asked me, “what’s canal foam?”

What’s in it?

1. condoms and tampons … all can be reused and sold.
2. Dringus and trig
3. mucous
4. blood and viscera
5. rotten food
6. dead animals
7. agricultural runoff
8. chunks of dead bodies
9. Coblin-Folk are hiding in their dens, sharpening sticks and dreaming of the blood harvest. The Strog-Witch is making talismans, and placing these on each fault line … to bring forth the END.

Knowing you will die …

Makes life more interesting …

1. pick last words (mine will be related to some treasure map)
2. nothing can silence, no fear, no prison, no cop
3. if you’re a Christian? – you have spiritual faith and strength that adds even more power
4. credit cards and debt? – meh
5. not having all the “cool stuff”? – meh
6. being alone? – we all die alone

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220927_PLAGUES_of_MADNESS.mp3

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PSYOP KNOBS …

You may or may not have noticed this, but the military psychological warfare, since 2020, has been both extreme and controlled. Almost as if they could turn it on or off, geographically or in terms of time.

A PSYOP is often a lie intended to cover up or deceive some opponent about real intentions or events ongoing. PSYOPs can use real events as pivot points or even engines of fear, but the purpose is usually shared.

What have been the main messages of these PSYOPs since 2020:

Mostly don’t travel, don’t talk to people, you can’t trust anyone, but you can trust the government.

These managed events obscure some deeper truth, and that is what I ponder, late at night, when I am unable to sleep.

1. COVID MONKEY HERPES: LOW
2. RACE WAR: LOW
3. GENDER SEX WAR: MEDIUM
4. UKRAINE AND PUTIN BAD: HOT
5. COIN SHORTAGE: COLD
6. TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE: COLD
7. BORDER CRISIS: MEDIUM
8. BIDEN TRUMP TRAUMA DRAMA: MEDIUM
9. ECONOMIC COLLAPSE: HOT
10. FOOD SHORTAGES: MEDIUM
11. INFLATION: HOT

*** Ukraine PSYOP might be turned down to LOW soon … give it another week.

… or maybe not …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/damage-nord-stream-pipelines-unprecedented-may-have-been-sabotaged

Biden in Feb 2022: https://youtu.be/FVbEoZXhCrM

Plagues of madness …

ZARDOZ SPEAKS: https://youtu.be/EwZhKGgmoUI

“Those whom the gods are about to destroy, they first make mad.”

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/1-million-yale-university-research-project-combat-racist-video-game-hair

Biosphere 2: REVISITED as DELUSION

Is it delusional to believe in “bunkers”?

Is a “bunker” a coffin, pending?

What about mind uploads?

Robot bodies?

Bio-enhanced lifespans?

Other kinds of bullshit.

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/synthetic-salvation-genomics-mind-uploads-quest-immortality

Q’orgon the Enhanced …

He rose up when the new wind blew, a cat hustler from Tempe, raised by cave-minstrels and carny folk and old whiskey preachers …

The NEW WIND BLEW when Putin and Biden and Zelensky and Xi and the old black hangmen held a meeting at Mt. Anger. They said “we can’t have this joy and love, we can’t have a God above, so let’s set fire to the garden …” Of course, we were kicked out of the garden a long time ago.

Dingus hounds wail and howl. The River of Jergins flowed backwards, and the canal foam harvesters scooped up their green glowing booty and made their way to Popeye’s for the new NEW crispy chicken sandwich. “I see your fire lust”, mumbled Q’orgon, to each passerby. He sat outside the Popeye’s, begging for sclingus flesh and harlot wine.

They flipped the switch, and the foul stench spread. Dead hawk kings rose up in the EAST. Old style MINERVA released 8 fetid waves of despair and bleakness. The CARGO CULT KINGS moved to Antarctica, and the rest of those bat-children loaded onto submarines, on their way to STAGING ZONE ALPHA.

Q’orgon found himself abandoned in the dusty nowhere land.

Q’orgon sought out wood chips and broken glass and diesel fuel and metal shavings and broken glass, he mashed this all into a dust. He took an old rusty tire iron and gouged out a space in his chest, and he packed that wound with the musty things he’d been collecting for the feast.

The NEW WIND stopped blowing, the plants started dying. The cragen-whores erected wooden statues of french bulldogs in honor of BAAL.

The land became barren, the women became sultry. The men ran about in codpieces made of deer hide. And Q’orgon was there …

Q’orgon befriended DOC JOOG, the last surgeon. JOOG went to the dump and junkyard and found bits of metal and rubber and radioactive waste. He fashioned fists of glowing titanium, and feet made of iron and cobalt and cesium … he glowed red with fury and he carried a sword made of gold and steel, and his women rubbed blimey oils on their jugs.

And with this, he replaced all of himself. Made himself over for the wasteland. Q’orgon was reborn, a barbarian king, an apocalyptic porn star, the stallion of the dead lands …

“DOC JOOG”, Q’orgon asked, “CAN I HAVE ONE OTHER THING?”

Q’orgon asked for a hydraulic system supported 14 inch titanium cock … flashing lights and smoke effects. It could project fire balls and please 38 women at the same time …

A power tool for women to ungudjoolate themselves against as they rub their various scribly regions ….

A member that would make him king of the DEAD LANDS …

The dead lands …

Where wild dogs ruled …

Q’orgon was enhanced.

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220918_GRIFTER_PARADISE.mp3

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GRIFTER PARADISE

1. Netflix Documentary: “Bad Vegan”
2. The Goat King (2016)
3. The stream of consciousness remembrance I did in 2017 …

The Odds of Survival … https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20160729_Odds_Of_Survival.pdf

Nanoparticulate rain …

Link: https://youtu.be/NYBU5DUdXFc

Sign of the times …

Link: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11218443/Shocking-video-shows-man-brutally-pummel-woman-mass-brawl-Carnival-Cruise-ship.html

Buy a UPS …

1. worried about damage to computers and radios
2. going to have to make changes to the code, for my project, because I assumed there was more stability in the grid

Why would Russia or China be afraid?

1. Airborne school, packing shoots
2. Status reporting in S. Korea
3. Ulchi Focus Lens
4. Putting on a show at Ft. Lewis – no money for Ft. Polk

1. Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/military/f-16-pilot-died-because-his-ejection-seat-may-have-been-counterfeit
2. Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Leonard_scandal
3. Link: https://revealnews.org/article/us-veterans-in-secretive-nuclear-tests-still-fighting-for-recognition/
4. Link: https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/43069/metallurgist-admits-to-falsifying-navy-submarine-steel-strength-test-results-for-36-years
5. Link: https://www.defensenews.com/smr/nuclear-arsenal/2019/01/28/trumps-new-nuclear-weapon-has-entered-production/
6. Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/military/us-armys-recruiting-crisis-worsens-test-scores-drop-disqualifications-rates-surge

Here’s where MAD (mutual assured destruction) breaks down:

– if our government has been unable to maintain our nuclear deterrence

– if China, Russia, or both know that our nuclear deterrence is significantly weaker than we claim, and overall personnel readiness may be worse

– if China, Russia, or both suspect that they are no longer dealing with a rational opponent

then

It is in their best interest to launch a preemptive first strike, targeting command and control and communications and decapitate the US government. They don’t invade, they allow the new US government to sue for peace.

So, if you think the UKRAINE situation is real? – then you have to accept the possibility that this isn’t TALIBAN or AL QAEDA or desperately poor people in places no one cares about … This is Russia, China, or both … and maybe India … good luck … especially if our deterrence isn’t as advertised.

Find the most brain damaged alcoholic out there, the craziest, the one with the most holes in the frontal lobe?

That’s Biden …

When Herman Kahn was working out the calculus of nuclear strategy, he did not envision a USA that:

– had a mentally deficient and deranged president

– a questionable deterrent

The strong dollar …

“Don’t mistake a strong fiat currency for anything other than a turd covered in powdered sugar.” – Dr. Freckles

The spectrum of politics …

1. Commie: womb thinking
2. People, in between, negotiating how many beatings they want
3. Anarchist: adult thinking

Happiness …

“Your desire to be happy conspires against you.” – Dr. Freckles

How to talk about Christ …

“Jesus didn’t go around, knocking on doors, threatening people or scaring them … except when it came to money changers in the temple.” – Dr. Freckles

5th American Hooker Republic …

1. Articles of Confederation / Declaration of Independence
2. U.S. Constitution (1787 to 1861)
3. Confederacy (1861 to 1865)
4. U.S. Constitution (1865 to WHEN?)

What is coming?

More power outages, brownouts, surges. Each day the USA is feeling more like a second or third world country.

THE FIFTH HOOKER REPUBLIC!!!

Musical Propaganda …

Happy – Pharrell Williams (2014)

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

It might seem crazy what I am 'bout to say
Sunshine, she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care, baby by the way
Huh (Because I'm happy)

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Here come bad news talking this and that (Yeah)
Well give me all you got, don't hold back (Yeah)
Well I should probably warn you I'll be just fine (Yeah)
No offense to you don't waste your time
Here's why

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Uh, bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
My level's too high to bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down, I said
Bring me down, can't nothing
Bring me down
My level's too high to bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down, I said

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Uh, bring me down (Happy, happy, happy, happy)
Can't nothing (Happy, happy, happy, happy)
Bring me down, my level's too high
To bring me down (Happy, happy, happy, happy)
Can't nothing (Happy, happy, happy, happy)
Bring me down, I said

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you (ayy, ayy, ayy)
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you (hey)
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Say Something Beautiful – Greg Holden (2018)

Link: https://youtu.be/k7obLyzl7Y4

[Verse 1]
I'm not gonna ask you to listen to me
I'm not trying to tell you now who you should be
I'm just delirious from losing my sleep
And in all of those hours that I lay awake
Staring at something that gets in the way
I see a reason for all our mistakes
And how everything changed

[Pre-Chorus]
We all got used to the hit and run
Never wanna face the damage we've done
You can bury all your bones
But they're gonna follow you home

[Chorus]
So if you're gonna open your mouth, say something beautiful
What you put out will always come back to you
Every word counts, so say something beautiful
If you're gonna open your doors, be open to anyone
What's it all for if you can't love everyone?
Mean every word and say something beautiful
Say something beautiful

[Verse 2]
Everyone everywhere wants to be first
Just 'cause we scream doesn't mean we'll be heard
We'd all play our part, we're so unrehearsed
Will anything change?

[Pre-Chorus]
We all got used to the hit and run
Never wanna face the damage we've done
You can bury all your bones
But they're gonna follow you home

[Chorus]
So if you're gonna open your mouth, say something beautiful
What you put out will always come back to you
Every word counts, so say something beautiful
If you're gonna open your doors, be open to anyone
What's it all for if you can't love everyone?
Mean every word and say something beautiful
Say something beautiful

[Bridge]
Oh whoa
Say something beautiful
Oh whoa
Say something beautiful
Oh whoa
Say something beautiful
Oh whoa

[Pre-Chorus]
We all got used to the hit and run
Never wanna face the damage we've done
You can bury all your bones
But they're gonna follow you home

[Chorus]
So if you're gonna open your mouth, say something beautiful
What you put out will always come back to you
Every word counts, so say something beautiful
If you're gonna open your doors, be open to anyone
What's it all for if you can't love everyone?
Mean every word and say something beautiful
Say something beautiful
If you're gonna open your mouth, say something beautiful
(Oh whoa)
What you put out will always come back to you
(Say something beautiful)
Every word counts, so say something beautiful
(Oh whoa)
Say something beautiful

Do what you gotta do – Bon Jovi (2020) [JUST IN TIME for the PANDEMIC]

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh6ctK7ONo0

Tonight, they're shutting down the borders
And they boarded up the schools
Small towns are rolling up their sidewalks
One last paycheck coming through
I know you're feeling kind of nervous
We're all a little bit confused
Nothing's the same, this ain't a game
We gotta make it through
As we wave outside the window
Older loved ones stay inside
Moms and babies blowing kisses
May be saving someone's life
They had to cancel graduation
It ain't fair to Skype the prom
Our kids sit home in isolation
TV news is always on

When you can't do what you do
You do what you can
This ain't my prayer, it's just a thought
I'm wanting to send
'Round here we bend but don't break
Down here, we all understand
When you can't do what you do
You do what you can

The chicken farm from Arkansas
Bought workers PPE
Not before 500 more
Had succumbed to this disease
Honest men and honest women
Working for an honest wage
I got a hundred point one fever
And we still got bills to pay

When you can't do what you do
You do what you can
This ain't my prayer, it's just a thought
I'm wanting to send
'Round here we bend but don't break
Down here, we all understand
When you can't do what you do
You do what you can

They built a hospital on East Meadow
In Central Park last night
Doctors, nurses, truckers
Grocery store clerks manning the front lines
I saw a Red Cross on the Hudson
They turned off the Broadway lights
Another ambulance screams by
There by the grace of God go I
Although I'll keep my social distance
What this world needs is a hug
Until we find the vaccination
There's no substitute for love
So love yourself and love your family
Love your neighbor and your friend
Ain't it time we loved the stranger
They're just a friend you ain't met yet

When you can't do what you do
You do what you can
This ain't my prayer, it's just a thought
I'm wanting to send
'Round here we bend but don't break
Down here, we all understand
When you can't do what you do
You do what you can
When you can't do what you do
You do what you can

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220915_Dont_look_too_closely.mp3

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The job situation … and other updates

It didn’t work out … sucks.

RAD ENGINEERING work? – yes, but I’m kind of severely depressed right now and in general when I’m this depressed I’m not super productive on technical projects. It’s transitory, it’s getting better, but I think it will be another week or two before I get back to normal.

Podcast? – still thinking about changing up the format, but I’ve been thinking about that since last year …

I believe we are in what I called THE GREAT DISCONTINUITY … sadly, it’s just the beginning part … our government is doing everything it can to keep “sad old terrible things” alive … and this is slowing down the process … and making it more painful. The main “sad old thing” is the debt based economy, and they won’t, they can’t, give that up, giving that up means $USD is dead. But brothers and sisters, no matter how “strong” the dollar is vis-a-vis other shitty currencies right now, the $USD is doomed (and I think it’s WAY SOONER and WAY MORE NON LINEAR than you can imagine, and they might trigger WW3 to stop it).

The GREAT DISCONTINUITY is about movement to a new equilibrium … and this can be KRAZY AS F.

One definition for a system being in “equilibrium” is the following: observable metrics that define the system are nearly 100% predictable or deterministic.

One definition of disequilibrium is the inverse of the above: in the disequilibrium state, metrics that define the system are nearly impossible to predict – you might predict trends, short term, but you are still faced with longer term unpredictable states.

This is a sliding scale, and it is about predictability.

And most systems, being guided in part by the laws of thermodynamics, have a “strange attractor” or likely ground state equilibrium – but even this is dependent upon time scale. For example: many who research the Earth’s climate would argue that “warmer” is closer to the normative equilibrium for Earth than “cooler” – or, “hot house Earth” is where Earth should be spending (and has spent) most of its history. You can research this yourself. However, the Earth is still here, and history is generative. If we started going through never ending super cycles of “cooling” and ended up at “snowball earth” for a few billion years? – then models change. This is the super-cycle of punctuated equilibrium, followed by periods of equilibrium, and so on.

Nukes … and other fun stuff …

I get into discussions with people, often, regarding this issue of “nuclear power”, and people (especially republicans and libertarians) will pretend that since a private contractor is doing the work, it’s like the free market, and ERGO we don’t have to worry. But that’s not true, in fact it’s more likely that the additional regulatory complexity only makes things worse.

This isn’t just about nuclear power – this involves the entire US federal government and ESPECIALLY the national security state and its core institutions (CIA, FBI, NSA, DHS).

You can ONLY manage risk via oversight, but secret or top secret or Q-clearance projects are restricted and so you are stuck with “trust us, we’re from the government, we mean you no harm …”.

U.S. government currently interferes with almost every aspect of our lives, from economics, to healthcare, to the dissemination of information and, frankly, in how other nations see us and respond to us (and our aggression).

Governments don’t know how to be transparent, is a key point here … even without secrecy acts, bureaucracies always protect themselves first. So, it’s pretty much impossible for government to not keep secrets … you can at least not have laws against discovering them.

DE-CRIMINALIZE GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT

DE-CRIMINALIZE KNOWING THE TRUTH

Thought experiment: F117 and poisoned burn pit employees

“Transparency is key to managing risk.” – Dr. Freckles

Fukushima, more than a decade later …

Thought experiment: you live next to a bomb, the bomb could go off and kill you and your family. Technocracy says: you don’t have a right to know how to defuse the bomb.

1. right-to-repair
2. open source
3. implies: right to know (doesn’t mean the other guy won’t keep secrets, but you DO have a right to uncover them)

GOVERNMENT

“Government is an amplifier for shitheads.” – Dr. Freckles

(FEAR + IMAGINATION)^2 – WISDOM = GOVERNMENT

“Just because ‘smart people’ are working on something does not mean it works.” – Dr. Freckles

Brutality …

“Brutality can make the truth seem a lie.” – Dr. Freckles

Educate, don’t intimidate …

“It’s possible that the ONLY WAY to educate, is to remove the intimidate.” – Dr. Freckles

MOAR TRUMP LIMITED HANGOUTS

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/fbi-tracks-down-mike-lindell-hunting-trip-surrounds-his-car-and-seizes-cell-phone

IRS

Why we hate the IRS? – not just about the money.

It’s the privacy, the stress and time … the THEFT of our well being.

Drama …

“Drama? – humans didn’t invent it, we just made it more complicated.” – Dr. Freckles

Some things help …

“Many things help, Jesus saves.” – Dr. Freckles

Ukraine crap …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ukraines-2nd-largest-city-plunged-total-darkness-russia-strikes-key-infrastructure

I don’t really want to talk about this too much. Information is out that there were some power outages – big whoop, it’s war. But, if this is a real war and not some fake PSYOP style WAG THE DOG war? – then Putin may be preparing a massive counter attack using a cauldron strategy. This could be a significant strategic defeat for Kiev.

1. Cauldron tactics and deep battle
2. Exchanging space for time and resources: this is the way you fight on the Steppes.
3. Russians have a smaller military force than the Ukies, so it is better for them to give up territory and strike at the Ukraine forces when the time/space permits.

If it weren’t faith, it would be emptiness …

I was watching this documentary about the FLDS, and the discussion of the “celestial kingdom” and losing it … and wondered if I were stronger when I was simply an existentialist-atheist, escaping all the nonsense traps.

Don’t …

“Don’t look too closely, your life will slip away.” – Dr. Freckles