Category: Planetary Status Reports

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OPEN SEASON

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241216_OPEN_SEASON.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Open Season: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16167

Good One: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16164

Going postal: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16161

Magical Tulsi: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16158

By2030: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16152

Jordan Peterson – “not without my ego”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16149

EVENT HORIZON: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16145

HOMESTEAD MOVIE revisited: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16140

Drones: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16135

DST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16130

Big Stick: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16127

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OPEN SEASON

Sadly:

  1. weird Christian cults in Texas
  2. families that live at Ruby Ridge
  3. moms holding babies
  4. Being black and living in Philadelphia in 1985
  5. dumping crack cocaine into LA back in the 1980’s
  6. a shit ton of indigenous peoples across the USA (to this day tbh, iykyk)
  7. at least 500k Americans from open air US government experimentation post WW2
  8. people that want to buy or sell raw milk
  9. people who simply want to live free and be left the fuck alone

These folks are open season …

REMEMBER: the FEDs really CARE about medical students in GRENADA, not so much the sailors on the USS Liberty … if you know you know.

And don’t get me started on why women in SE Asia will have children with birth defects AT VERY HIGH RATES for the next 10,000 years …

(assuming we have 10,000 years)

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This is a good one sweetheart …

If you are a Christian, you should know:

  1. Artificial intelligence does not establish the WORD or TRUTH.
  2. The Blockchain does not establish the WORD or TRUTH.

The Lord in Heaven establishes TRUTH and the WORD that represents IT.

Or, there is no God and no truth and no point for words or intelligence or more chains that tie us down.

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“Cold Shoulder”: funny, plenty of AIPAC in both parties …

“… seeing firsthand the cost of war and the threat of Islamist terrorism.” – Tulsi Gabbard

Understand: if they sacrifice BLUMP to BAAL in March? – then Tulsi will give her SOB CRY BABY STORY and the bombs will be dropping on TEHRAN 2 hours later.

“ERMAGERD! AN IRANIAN MCPOYLE SENT BLUMP TO THE FARM … fuck …”

(sometime in March or April … Easter might be a good time for this too … so March or April 2025)

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By 2030 …

“This advancement positions Google as a leader in the quantum field, even as some experts believe commercial uses are still years away, likely around 2030.”

(sure)

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/googles-willow-processor-threat-bitcoin

By 2030, ROBOT HAIRDRESSERS will own diesel pickups and eat cheese-chicken and vibro-corn …

By 2030, the STATE of ISRAEL will begin bombing the MOON. They will have declared a sacred zone, and spread Hamas to its craters, and then the space bombing begins … later they will open the first porn studio on the MOON, and no one will ask pesky questions …

By 2030 the MCRIB sandwich will be 1.3% pig, and the rest is crushed concrete and metal shavings and broken glass and wood chips and rotten MEXICAN style salsa …

By 2030, STROBIS-LORD JIM builds his time tunnels to ALDOUS-PRIME. His jergen-camp is established upon the desert lands of JABAZ, and many a swail-burden will fall by the wayside as SCOOP-RANGERS hunt the boovula-kites and dingus-hounds …

By 2030 Yul Brynner will have established himself as the ULTIMATE WARRIOR. Sure, he’d been dead for a while, but he was REHYDRATED and CRiSPRD back into existence … new kinds of body oils will be injected into his loins and NYC will be his …

By 2030, one cup of coffee will cost $2.3 billion … and you’ll pay, because BONUS … they’ll start adding cocaine …