Category: Planetary Status Reports

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ASTRONAUTS CRYING

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250301_ASTRONAUTS_CRYING.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

“You ever see a movie showing an astronaut crying in ZERO GRAVITY?” – Dr. Freckles

(does the tear roll down the cheek)

(does it speak the truth of space)

(is the race a pack of liars?)

  1. they never show wet hair
  2. they don’t talk about sweat
  3. their cum floats through the air ducts
  4. enough time, a space baby is born
  5. do you get to masturbate in space?

Special sex pants?

Literal and figurative “baby diapers”?

How ya gonna make that bacon, Kevin?

Link: https://www.space.com/20597-how-astronauts-cry-space-video.html

PLACES YOU CAN’T GO: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18424

DEI PORTAL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18395

PSYOP NEVER DIES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18391

NOISE MAKER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18388

AIDS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18421

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RUMBLE: some rumbling

I am no longer getting notifications from Rumble when a user comments or likes a video/podcast.

I’ve checked SPAM and other folders: no joy …

This is the kind of stuff I noticed with YouTube, and with Go Daddy, before being CANCELED by both.

(so I guess we’ll see)

(yay MAGA-FREE SPEECH)

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NOISE MAKER

FORTUNATE ONE: too much power

TEE SHIRT UPDATE: soon

Private Submarine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18231

BOBLIMPTOCK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18365

No one controls France: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18362

THAT WAS EASY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18356

PERMAFROST: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18328

NWT: WEATHER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18307

EGGS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18299

Weird: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18295

Why does crypto NEED anything: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18292

Trump-a-palooza: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18281

Health advice: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18277

A grifter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18369

Wood chipper coin: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18239

Symbolism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18234