Category: Planetary Status Reports

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Israel/Iran What Next: https://apnews.com/article/iran-israel-missile-drone-attacks-nuclear-a8b23f58b502ed77a20a9d843bf30f76

Dane Wigington: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21296

1. Grinken Time is near, BOBLIMPTOCK is almost over. If you can’t tell this is “popping smoke” phase, you ngmi. “NO KINGS” psyop bullshit, PAPA BLUMP celebrating the ARMY DAY, lots of smoke right now, literal and figurative, and this is just the beginning of GRINKEN TIME. We’ve gone over the best and worst cases … if it’s the best case, meditate on the 14th Century Crisis, times a million, worldwide, for one – or two – hundred years. Too late to write your manifesto.
2. One simple hack for fucking with the AI GROK, which is probably the main thing running censorship on Twitter right now. Think Chomsky Hierarchy of Language, regular expressions, inherent pattern matching in the human brain, and how the AI doesn’t know how to disambiguate the image/example below. In fact, I theorize that if the AI were updated with naive heuristics for matching, the outcome would effectively paralyze Twitter. So, something fun to do at the end of the world. This is also why that “Anna Merlan” bitch is a piece of shit and a terrible journalist: there’s a WAY BIGGER story than “Jarrod Fidden” and WAM, and it would expose the entire machinery of Twitter and other social media, but instead she does a PUMP PIECE that effectively added 200K followers to Jarrod’s account. So yeah, fuck you bitch. “Gunther Eagleman” is likely an NSA/USAF or private contractor account managed by people managing millions of these fake ass fake accounts. Israeli/HASBARA has a lot of these accounts. This is also additional proof that most the “AI” right now is brute force dumb ass bullshit, and this syncs with all the EXTRA ENERGY they need (improvement in computation means you use LESS energy, not more).
3. THEY ARE TELEGRAPHING: this will be a long, not, smoky, summer with floods and tornadoes and hail the size of bowling balls tossed in … they, are saying this.
4. I think I suck, but I think just about everyone sucks.
5. I might get a job, and I might be homeless soon: if you want to make sense of this, feel free. I just want to drown myself sometimes. I feel like posting an ad around Port Angeles, with the following text – “Yo, I will be homeless soon. Most of you HATE the homeless, do me and YOU a favor and just fucking kill me.” (I think a few locals would volunteer based on an event from 2023)