Category: Planetary Status Reports

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Event Compression: EC

This is where I incorrectly used the word “dilation” in the previous podcast, because I failed to explain the idea well.

My whole life they said: Mars-5 years away, Super Robots-5 years away, Fusion-5 years away, Going back to the Moon-5 years away, Affordable/universal Flying Cars-5 years away … and the window shifted, so it was always 5 years away. I’m 55 years old.

Now, we have all the aforesaid events and MORE occurring “next year”.

(this should worry you)

If they compress these events, they are signaling culmination or victory depending upon your perspective.

This is PART of “Popping Smoke”: taking advantage of techno-utopian propaganda.

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IRAN DID IT!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250517_IRAN_DID_IT.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

FORTUNATE SON: TENDY’S STYLE MASTER A&W FORTUNE COOKIE

MAGA:

Make angels gripe again, aghast at our outlandish faerie tale nightmares and coarsened by the cracking fires of discarded lumber and Styrofoam and diesel babies.

MORE AGAINST GOVERNMENT AGENCIES: all of them … fuck DOGE, fire them too … then pay some random shit head 10 bucks to turn out the lights. If TRUMP were LEGIT, he’d be like an ouro-boros god, swallowing his own tail, nothing left but the rubble and paper.

MANY ARE GROOMING ANTS, petting and washing, spreading ant fever to the 87 kingdoms.

MONKS ALIGNED GETTING ANGRIER … angry, lusty monks … chasing busty nuns, through the alleyways of boobs and despair.

MOOKS ARE GETTING AIDS … all over New JERSEY, not far from the Trump Plaza, where Trump had sex parties in the 1990’s …

MONKEY ARMY GRABBING AMMO, coming for your busty women, coming for your craft beer.

MOVE ALIEN GUN ASSEMBLIES, prepare ion-cannon battery CHARLIE for a fuselage of fire and destruction as the mother ship splits into pieces and the whore-commandos die in the swamps of Florida.

Massage A GREAT ASS … buy kneading her butt cheeks like balls of dough, you can make yourself the kind baker’s son, and wrestle with demons in the basement next to furnace.

MUTANT ARMS GRASP AMY … Amy left you, and it’s over, and his grimy arms own the farm now.

MAKE AIDS GOOD AGAIN, by recognizing the AIDS in PAPA BLUMP and his sad saucer eyes and his tarded-disconeshia ….

Your SOUL MOVES with wind star chime energy, hard dick for next level boovula action.

MAGA MAN pound chargers wrangle parking lot broads and the Christmas pudding festival awaits … MAGA MAN.

… and you have AIDs …

(and you have aids)

I am paste.

YOU are paste.

Everyone you know is paste.

I figured out that I am paste, and that my extractor band lifestyle is impinging upon my hooker-loving street gear ways.

86/47:

SCREW WITH YOU WORMS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20780

Take the poop plunge: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20776

Amanda Fapping: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20750

BLACKOUT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20740

SHEEP DOGS and PAID FOOLS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20737

DDT CANDY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20806

SIN-DOOR: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20819

FREE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20834

Our Syrian Friends: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/trump-meet-syrian-president-saudi-before-heading-qatar-2025-05-14/

In order for the IRAN-ROPE-A-DOPE to work, it’s got to RHYME with Baker’s 1991 last minute “shuttle diplomacy” to Iraq, but it can’t be the same … nice set up for Trump being “assassinated” by Iranians and for TRANCE and TULSI to take over. So of course TRUMP is “standing firm” against the neocons, it’s a pose.

Here’s the other thing too: TRUMP must be at peak, crescendo, looking like he’s “fixed everything” and “made huge deals” and “brought peace”. To be a martyr, Trump must look too great and good to believe.

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SINDOOR

“Sindoor, or sin-door, roughly translated means: my friend fucks me up the butt.” – Dr. Freckles

(true Indian culture)