Link: https://www.kcra.com/article/former-ohio-lawyer-hypnotized-6-clients-for-pleasure/8289536

“There are GANGS PENDING in the satiated eyes of your WALMART neighbor.” – Dr. Freckles
“I had 10 big thoughts today, and 340 of them were paranoid.” – Dr. Freckles
“The darkest place a philosopher finds is this: The universe is a farce. I am the only ‘I AM’ that exists here, I am truly alone. The only other creature is the PUPPET MASTER of this fake realm and all HIS fake puppets and stage craft, and whatever IT feels, the architect? – it is not love. And then you sense it’s worse.”
– Dr. Freckles
“Want to do well on YouTube? – order from the menu.” – Dr. Freckles

“I am like bacon grease mixed with gold.” – Dr. Freckles
“Ultimately, the JEDI mythos fails for one reason: THERE ARE NO GOOD BULLIES!” – Dr. Freckles