Category: Planetary Status Reports

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Watch out …

Steer clear of GINGER BEARDS …

They come in different forms and stripes … some graying old freak boomer, with a gloomier view of hyper-intelligent suppositories than you or I.

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IMAGINE 4 DECADES OF US ARMY AIR DEFENSE NEGLIGENCE …

When I was a young 14S SHORAD Air Defense Officer in the 1990’s, I was told point blank: “we don’t need short range air defense, probably ever again”. And the maneuver commander proceeded to use my AVENGERS for jenky-ass overwatch because they had a FLIR. In truth, you’d need an engineering company to properly dig a position for all these AVENGERS and then they are just stuck where they are. There was no competent interest or understanding of short range air defense, back then, beyond the idea that all our adversaries would be LOW RENT post soviet collapse and decades behind us in technology.

That attitude did not change, based upon what I’ve heard, during the Global War on Terror and perhaps the negligence got WORSE. BTW: one of the reasons WHY I left the Army was because of the incompetence and outright unethical behaviors of officers appointed over me and this includes the inappropriate use of air defense in operational planning. THIS WAS SYSTEMIC, ENDEMIC, all across the US ARMY … perhaps Ft. Bliss is waking up now.

Link: https://thecradle.co/articles-id/37343

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SCENARIO: how to evacuate the Middle East in case of HHE

Let’s say you had to move millions of people OUT of the Persian Gulf and Middle East and potentially India?

Wouldn’t a nice little “we knock out your desalinization plants” and “we nuke your sites” war spread fear and contamination and provide a BASIS to evacuate Gulf States and others to the USA and Europe.

Who would say now?

“These are our allies and friends …”

“How can we turn our backs …”

(no one will tell the truth)

In Japanese, in order:

  1. mōshobi
  2. kokushobi
  3. chōmōshobi

KOKUSHOBE: https://www.euronews.com/2026/04/20/japan-announces-new-name-for-days-over-40c-after-hottest-summer-ever

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“20 RIBEYES for 40 BUCKS …”

"20 RIBEYES for 40 BUCKS!"
screeched the meat monger
from the back of his truck

GERMAN SHIPPERS
hip hop slippers
place your kippers
in the basket
flippers will lose
their shoes
and nothing remains

Insane ARAB PRIESTS
MAGICIANS and SPRITES
fall by the side
in the night
no one saw them
say goodbye
on their way
to the weekly fry
don't look
at the tattoo
on the steak

NAVAL goo-stew
the home brew
for the TROOPS
for the scoops
and we can 
RAISE THE FLAG
it's a gag
as marines eat
flea soup
in the heat

Don't look for
the tattoo
it's there
barely in sight
what a FRIGHT
it shall be
when NEIGHBOR TOM
stops BY
with hungry kids
and wife crying
and baby dying
of hunger and thirst
they'll see
your tattoo
and they won't care
they'll just bear it
and eat

twenty ribeye steaks
for the makings
and potato pie
with peas and carrots
and a salad
in the rear view
mirror ...

Don't look
for the tattoo
on the steak
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INCEST BABY

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260425_INCEST_BABY.mp3

INCEST BABY:

A tawdry little muggle-wrap, filled with spruce nog and syphilitic tumor sauce. His eyes gleamed, some of his dad, some of his sister-mom, and Melania looked on. Doctors CHEERED at the fertility clinic, and carried the sponge ball - it seems a surrogate to a sister-mom's kid and a brother-son's brisk.

Cursed and shaking, the little baby broke wind and a grin came across his sister-mom's face. "WHAT GRACE this baby has!", cheered "mother", as her glass emptied the maid poured another. And the ORANGE BANDITO smiled at his tree-trunk child, leering deeply into his own shame but not holding, or scolding, or folding his arms. He's the proud dad of a brother-son, sister-mom, and other assorted mutants crawling from his gird pipe.

LITTLE BARRON SPOKE the words of SANHEDRIN RELICS and CABBALISTIC echoes, he was made for narrow trees, few branches, too suckling and weak to exist on his own. He'll call his sister-mom on the phone, when he's alone and scared and pops is topping off the cocaine jar. "Mom" would get drunk and fuck the secret service guy, the one with the big cock. Sister-mom would tell her test-tube brother-son to remember the "family grit" and keep up that smiling chug-face and never give into the wretched sadness of peering into the mirror.

He's now so much older, and the words of incest are hidden in EPSTEIN CLOUDS and if the world knew? - well, look at that scrogan-beast ... the world knows, as if from some Lovecraftian tale of OLD FAMILIES and LITTLE NEW BLOOD. A flood of sky burglars awaits and the freight is guarded by banshee kites and frightened gold traders from the tunnels in Brooklyn.

8 OR 9 FEET TALL, all cartilage and grizzle, fearful and broken, an unspoken idea too obvious for most to ignore. A whorish "mom", drinking herself to sleep as a FIRST LADY FUCK FEST FORMS in her lady's room at 10 PM, even the female agents show up.

And sister-mom fucks a cushy guy with a pushy aspect, sent to spread peas and turnips and other kosher delights.

Go to sleep poor little muggle-wrap, your ways are ahead.

Only a creature as precious and tall as you can transcend the STAIN and gain some stature as a walnut STALLION ... licking toad blood and promoting SEA-FLOW style frozen Rabbi Shmuley type butt plugs.

Rest silently puddle flower ... your secret is safe with me.

Historians will wrest from the warehouse of TIME your slime dowry and Princess Scruffins, your first cousin, will blend her narrow tree pus with yours - and that next generation will have two rows of teeth and will be 20 feet tall and feed upon the hope of the weak and the innocent.

No one can stop PAPA BLUMP and his legion.

The children will bear the mark for all time.

ZERO HEDGE IZVESTIA STYLE BUTT-TRASH HEADLINES (the best we got): https://zerohedge.com

CULTURE CLUB: https://www.mercurynews.com/2026/04/23/barron-trump-cultural-appropriation-yerba-mate/

MELANOMA: https://www.thedailybeast.com/podcasters-reveal-why-melania-opened-epstein-can-of-worms/

GTFO of the CITIES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27527

GRAY WHALES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27521

HHE SCENARIO RELOCATION MAP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27505

ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27492

How far do you live from a nuclear reactor: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27483

It’s hard to SECRETLY geoengineer in a war zone: https://www.timesnownews.com/world/middle-east/iran-rain-waterfall-snowing-us-israel-uae-weather-control-us-radar-destroyed-article-154162428

CHOW: https://www.unilad.com/news/us-news/us-navy-war-iran-updates-food-shortages-708134-20260420