“What do I know? – I know the lies my parents told me, I know what I’ve seen and remember, I know my fears.” – Dr. Freckles
If more people …
“If more people ate baby albino gorillas, then more folks would get it.” – Dr. Freckles
XOR
“I am close to madness XOR we are close to total economic collapse.” – Dr. Freckles
They don’t want to …
“If someone says they don’t have to do it but they’re doing it because they want to, but you pay them? – they don’t want to.” – Dr. Freckles
Full of shit …
“The eye doctor can test you for colon cancer now, because that’s how full of shit most of you are.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR GOVERNMENT (Merry Fucking Gulf of America)
“Government is a system for pessimists, run by psychopaths, benefiting narcissists.” – Dr. Freckles
“Pessimists, psychopaths and narcissists: those are your THREE BRANCHES of government.” – Dr. Freckles
What do “data centers” and EASTER ISLAND have in common?
“The ‘data center’ build-out has a real EASTER ISLAND feel to it.” – Dr. Freckles
TRUTH is a WEAPON …
“Truth is a weapon in the war of the mind.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ll order it when you learn to spell …
When you find out why …
“When you find out WHY it will be too late to do anything.” – Dr. Freckles