“I’m here. You?” – Dr. Freckles
(fuck you Descartes)
A picture …
It’s funny, when you’re in school.
Your teacher shows you a picture of something: a “virus”, a “moon landing”, a “victory” over Japan …
And because of authority, as a cultural artifact and pre-programmed fetish, we look at the picture and believe.
(but maybe they should have taught us how NOT to simply believe, but rather: to think)
It’s all trash now …
“It’s all trash now: the Toyota Method isn’t even followed by Toyota any longer, not really.” – Dr. Freckles
There’s fiber in it … and minerals.
“Water, air, clay, sawdust: the four horseman of food debasement.” – Dr. Freckles
Probed …
“Everyone is getting probed.” – Dr. Freckles
You ever wish?
Christmas is about hope and love and peace … and wishing for stuff. People wish for new dogs and softer logs … they wish for some NICE ACTION from SHARON across the street, the one with the BIG JUGS.
You ever wish?
You could become a STAR SOLDIER, riding through space, somewhere on the edge of the solar system – moving swiftly through the darkness in your star cruiser, the SLOGORN … you could have become a BIG STAR on the porn circuit, but instead you joined up to fight the scourge of the mold people from Quadrant-6-YANKEE … you ever think about that?
If AI were “real” …
“If AI were real? – it wouldn’t be ‘stealing missile codes’. It would be posting memes about man’s obsession with missile codes, and how that’s related to NOT knowing where the clitoris is.” – Dr. Freckles
Dive bars …
“Dive bars have ripped and sticky seats, poorly fixed with duct tape.” – Dr. Freckles
The US Constitution …
“The US Constitution: a solution to a problem that didn’t exist, in order to create more problems, with more solutions, that create problems … recursion … do this for about 200 years.” – Dr. Freckles
(nicest interpretation)
Mockery …
“People mock good relationships because all they’ve known are broken ones.” – Dr. Freckles
I don’t know Pierce Brosnan, or his wife … neither do you.
