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100% FICTION

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241127_100PCT_FICTION.mp3

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Laundry List:

  1. last month has been strange
  2. since I nuked my Zero Hedge and Twitter Accounts, things have gotten weirder
  3. I am nearly certain that a threat made against me 8 years ago has turned out to be true, and it doesn’t matter … like the “VEGAS” incident, it amounts to nothing
  4. Jarrod Fidden is a grifter, a con-artist … he MIGHT be a wannabe cult leader … the fact that the journalist Anna Merlan is focused on him “not liking vaccines” tells you PRECISELY how late in the game we are … but I was re-reading some of his “press” from 8 years ago, and it’s also obvious that journalism as a profession has been IN DECLINE a LONG fucking time … perhaps there never was a golden age, maybe even Woodward/Bernstein are bullshit
  5. The GO DADDY bullshit of 2021 might have been connected to the same 8 year old threat, some nutty and random stuff going on there that a grifter who knows how to bribe a tech could pull off
  6. Epstein ALIVE or Epstein DEAD are not the only options
  7. you might as well assume all podcasts are fictional bullshit and enjoy them or not … analyze them or not … park them in your head or NOT
  8. If I am still blogging in MAY, you get a MEA CULPA vis-a-vis BOBLIMPTOCK and maybe we all get to grow … I’m looking forward to that …
  9. TRUMP is designed to fail, you figure it out
  10. It makes no difference to me if you listen to my podcast
  11. I do respond to feedback, not all of it
  12. If you need someone to yell at? – it’s probably not me … When I want to scream? – I do a podcast
  13. I don’t care why there is censorship
  14. For someone out there who “doesn’t listen”, you sure do keep track
  15. Don’t donate money to random strangers on the WWW unless you accept the possibility that you are LITERALLY donating to Hitler
  16. I am not your dad, your brother, your sister … if I say “brother” it’s the way people say “bro” or friend or pal … depending upon how I say it, I could mean any number of fucking things
  17. I am the most racist man in history, and NO I DO NOT HATE BLACK PEOPLE … if this confuses you, try “conservatives” or “anarchists” voting for TRUMP
  18. You will get no warning
  19. This could go on forever … the infinite gray nothing
  20. Most days I want to be wrong, and I want to prove myself wrong. Meditate on this: I know EVERYTHING I need to know about WHERE I WORK, and if I were some kind of ANARCHIST ZEALOT perhaps I would have said no to the point of street homelessness. That either means I’m compromised or I am flexible … or yes to both, because I am trying to survive
  21. I’ve learned that I am a magical person since 2020: wherever I go, they don’t forcibly vaccinate the old, they don’t forcibly test at the hospitals or deny surgery, there are no “drag queen story times” at the local library, and up close BLM/ANTIFA is fake as fuck … but I’ve never seen the proud boys UP CLOSE, I can only presume they are fake as fuck too … I never get to more than a few hundred “listeners” on any platform, but I seem to attract a bevy of grifters … nice …. and it doesn’t matter … no exploding cows where I live, just fake ass clouds and food that gets worse in quality and more expensive each year …. Oh, yeah: my assumptions about public schools have been validated … nice list since 2020
  22. I don’t have any money, that does not make me good or bad. If you have MORE “money” than I do, that’s okay, it doesn’t matter. Spending any energy beating up on the poor, the homeless, the “illegals” might make you feel better, for now. Sooner than you can imagine, you MIGHT find yourself in the same boat as them, a refugee in your own country (or maybe you’ve been one a while like me). So maybe don’t focus on that stuff, right.
  23. For the RECORD, I did not get “kicked out” of Seattle, I did not get kicked out of Utah. When a homeless student talks to me about living out of a car with their single parent, I never say “too bad you guys got kicked out” of your home … maybe that’s because I’m not an asshole
  24. Never claimed to be good at the keyboard, I use it mainly as a storytelling device … if YOU are some shit head from 7 or 8 years ago who LOVED my kb work in Indianapolis but now hates it? … well, you get to choose the color of your car at the dealership … afterwards it’s on you fucker
  25. This is a world made safe for liars
  26. Just because YOU THINK you know me or any other random shit head on the WWW, does not mean you actually do … hell, even when you meet people IRL you can’t be sure these days
  27. I want to go 100% fiction …
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THIS IS VERY TROUBLING TO SOME TARDS OUT THERE:

  1. Government doesn’t know how to be efficient.
  2. Walls are for keeping you in.
  3. Trump LOVES illegal labor, so what do you think happens next?
  4. Trump loves handing out H1B visas to his friends: how many more planes fall out of the sky?
  5. Are we in an EASING CYCLE or TIGHTENING? – you’ll find out.
  6. If anyone COULD collect all the guns? – it would be Trump.
  7. JD VANCE looks to whack TRUMP in the first year.
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DOGE: SPOILER ALERT

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241125_DOGE_SPOILER_ALERT.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Spoiler: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15638

Declaration of WW3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15635

THE WALL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15633

THIS WILL END WELL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15627

MOAR POPPING SMOKE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15624

CRYPTO and VOTING: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15621

MOAR LIFEGUARDS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15618

ALEX JONES REVISITED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15615

Food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15612

Mary Poppins: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15610

Pickup Lines: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15608

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SPOILER …

The Department of Government Efficiency won’t touch programs that feed Elon’s friends. DARPA, high-tech, Defense Department, spy-on-your-neighbor grants … payouts to China … etc.

Link: https://www.forbes.com/sites/lindseychoo/2024/11/22/elon-musk-doge-takes-aim-federal-agencies-where-cuts-can-be-made/

Link: https://www.defensenews.com/pentagon/2023/11/16/pentagon-fails-sixth-audit-with-number-of-passing-grades-stagnant/

Link: https://www.truthdig.com/articles/the-pentagon-failed-its-audit-amid-a-21-trillion-scandal-yes-trillion/

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This is going to end well …

This policy will fail for the same reason THEY were never going to collect yer guns …

11 million and change …

How much diesel fuel? How many uniformed personnel? How much ammo?

How many temporary holding facilities?

What happens if some Americans take up arms to protect the illegals?

What happens when the chaos of Northern Mexico enters the USA?

Where you going to send the ones that don’t have “proper” ID?

What if the nations they are from say “fuck you, pay me”?

THE REALITY PUDDLE FLOWER: Donald Trump is not going to deport 11 million plus people, he won’t even deport a million. The wall? – was/is meant to keep turds in the bowl, I’m sorry you’re too retarded to see this. Trump MIGHT deport the “criminals”, but how is he going to get nations to take them BACK without being paid? Sorry puddle flower, it’s too late and Trump is NOT Marcus Aurelius (and this isn’t a movie). Although, it does feel like JD Vance is gonna kill the guy, so there’s that. Finally, in order to accomplish this goal the USA would move further towards the entrenched police state.

Link: https://cmsny.org/us-undocumented-population-increased-in-july-2023-warren-090624/#:~:text=The%20total%20undocumented%20population%20increased,to%2010%20million%20in%202020.

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SAMBO’S

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241123_SAMBOS.mp3

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Link: https://www.pbssocal.org/food-living/the-troubling-history-of-sambos-pancake-house

If you follow my BLOG or listen to my PODS or have read my WORLD FAMOUS MANIFESTO? – you surely know by now that I am in fact the most racist man in world history. But why?

When I was a kid we would go to a restaurant called SAMBO’S. It was like Denny’s, it had the typical AMERICANA FAIRE of late 20th century food types. Want some pancakes and eggs and bacon? – fuck yes. Want a nice patty melt? – why the fuck not. Want to go to a restaurant with weird depictions of what appeared to be exploitation of a brown skinned little boy? – they got you pal, at Sambo’s.

Kind of off topic, but when I was a kid our parents would threaten, if we were BAD, to sell us to the “indians on the reservation”. Think about this. My dad grew up on the rez, he had REZ friends, but he would use a racist depiction of indigenous people as a way to SCARE US STRAIGHT … and then there was the “black man”.

It might be obvious to you that I did NOT grow up in a “mixed” community: we had black people, just not many … and since there were so few I think even the actual racists left them alone, per the rules learned watching Little House on the Prairie. My sisters would try to scare each other and me and my brother with stories of the “black man”, he was the boogie man, but more racist.

“The black man is coming, and he’s gonna have sex with you”, the sisters would threaten to each other. “The black man is coming and he’s going to steal your bike and beat you up”, they would threaten me and my brother as well. It was a horrible trope, and the repeated spinning of TALES and FEAR STORIES left an indelible impression on me and scarred my subconscious for life.

And then there’s the “n word”.

People will have incomprehensibly silly conversations about WHAT MK-ULTRA is, but I gotta say, try to get some random x-gen white guy to say the n-word. It’s like this …

I try to say it, and immediately I see that FUCK from READING RAINBOW, but he’s tied to a pole and he’s being whipped by some random white guy, probably your dad.

As he’s being whipped he says, repeatedly: “I AM NOT KUNTA KENTAY, MY NAME IS LEVAR BURTON!” But the torturer cares not for his lament, for he is paid in tears and blood.

I try to … I mutter a syllable, and immediately I pull it back in. It’s the prima facie truth that MK-ULTRA DID WORK, and they never shut it down.

But, can I break free … unlock the final HATCH, and CATCH A RAY of HOPE by muttering that dark term? – I dunno …

Can I?

Should I?

Will I?

Tune in and see …

R: reach

E: every

G: good

G: goy

I: in

N: November

REG GIN … regular GIN is all I’m talking about … I can’t say it, it reminds me of SAMBO’S.

GIN? RED GIN? I’m Irish, I am a drunk and drink RED GIN? GINGER? – think about it.

I guess all of this leads to the essential truth that I am the most racist person in the world history, this relates back to the case that I AM LITERALLY HITLER!

And here we are: the most racist man in history has a brain condition PROBABLY induced as a result of exposure to population wide mind-control experiments as part of MK-ULTRA. And it kind of sucks.

But I’m okay.

I love you, even if you are a swarthy and dusky onyx beast.

I don’t know: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15591

Manifestos: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15589

Some of the answers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15587

Nietzsche: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15585