Category: Planetary Status Reports

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IRANIAN TANK TOPS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260428_IRANIAN_TANK_TOPS.mp3

IRANIAN TANK TOPS:

Link: https://www.turkiyetoday.com/business/iran-stashing-unsold-oil-in-derelict-tanks-as-us-blockade-cuts-exports-3218949

FALKLAND ISLANDS (revisited): https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/what-know-about-falkland-islands-us-considers-reassessing-position-2026-04-24/

SHORAD NEGLIGENCE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27655

DEAR BEZOS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27648

Iran’s Weather Change: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27644

EMAIL ME AND SAY HI: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27604

What we know of the past: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27595

Worse than covid: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27591

Evacuate: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27579

20 RIBEYES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27571

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IMAGINE 4 DECADES OF US ARMY AIR DEFENSE NEGLIGENCE …

When I was a young 14S SHORAD Air Defense Officer in the 1990’s, I was told point blank: “we don’t need short range air defense, probably ever again”. And the maneuver commander proceeded to use my AVENGERS for jenky-ass overwatch because they had a FLIR. In truth, you’d need an engineering company to properly dig a position for all these AVENGERS and then they are just stuck where they are. There was no competent interest or understanding of short range air defense, back then, beyond the idea that all our adversaries would be LOW RENT post soviet collapse and decades behind us in technology.

That attitude did not change, based upon what I’ve heard, during the Global War on Terror and perhaps the negligence got WORSE. BTW: one of the reasons WHY I left the Army was because of the incompetence and outright unethical behaviors of officers appointed over me and this includes the inappropriate use of air defense in operational planning. THIS WAS SYSTEMIC, ENDEMIC, all across the US ARMY … perhaps Ft. Bliss is waking up now.

Link: https://thecradle.co/articles-id/37343

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SCENARIO: how to evacuate the Middle East in case of HHE

Let’s say you had to move millions of people OUT of the Persian Gulf and Middle East and potentially India?

Wouldn’t a nice little “we knock out your desalinization plants” and “we nuke your sites” war spread fear and contamination and provide a BASIS to evacuate Gulf States and others to the USA and Europe.

Who would say now?

“These are our allies and friends …”

“How can we turn our backs …”

(no one will tell the truth)

In Japanese, in order:

  1. mōshobi
  2. kokushobi
  3. chōmōshobi

KOKUSHOBE: https://www.euronews.com/2026/04/20/japan-announces-new-name-for-days-over-40c-after-hottest-summer-ever

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“20 RIBEYES for 40 BUCKS …”

"20 RIBEYES for 40 BUCKS!"
screeched the meat monger
from the back of his truck

GERMAN SHIPPERS
hip hop slippers
place your kippers
in the basket
flippers will lose
their shoes
and nothing remains

Insane ARAB PRIESTS
MAGICIANS and SPRITES
fall by the side
in the night
no one saw them
say goodbye
on their way
to the weekly fry
don't look
at the tattoo
on the steak

NAVAL goo-stew
the home brew
for the TROOPS
for the scoops
and we can 
RAISE THE FLAG
it's a gag
as marines eat
flea soup
in the heat

Don't look for
the tattoo
it's there
barely in sight
what a FRIGHT
it shall be
when NEIGHBOR TOM
stops BY
with hungry kids
and wife crying
and baby dying
of hunger and thirst
they'll see
your tattoo
and they won't care
they'll just bear it
and eat

twenty ribeye steaks
for the makings
and potato pie
with peas and carrots
and a salad
in the rear view
mirror ...

Don't look
for the tattoo
on the steak