“Scratch a socialist? – and you’ll want to wash your hands.” – Dr. Freckles
Positive people …
“Ignore the positive people, they are holding you back: the negative people know which CHEVRON is selling guns.” – Dr. Freckles
Guns and Roses
“Guns and Roses was the Salinger of Air Supplies.” – Dr. Freckles
More on Lennie …
The more I think about Of Mice and Men and “Lennie”, the more I think … what if Lennie isn’t dead?
Cheap old WW1 hobo-lugar, firing God knows how old ammo … might have just knocked Lennie out …
He wakes up in the morgue.
And Lennie?
What if he’s really a Frankenstein-creature, designed by Thomas Edison …
And Tesla tried to save “Lennie”, but it didn’t work …
And Lennie can’t be killed, he can only be feared.
He walks the earth with vice-grip fists of steel and rage, and he’s no longer in man’s cage.
he’s not trapped by George and his simple minded rabbit logic
Pills …
“Forget white-pills, blue-pills, black-pills, and any other pills – instead: KNOW HOW TO IDENTIFY ANCHORED TRIPLE-STRAND CONCERTINA WIRE.” – Dr. Freckles
HOW I LIVE!
Is it too early?
Me: “Is it too early to drink beer at 4 AM?”
Mr. Scrumbo: “You live in a camper?”
Me: “yes”
Mr. Scrumbo: “You don’t own the camper?”
Me: “that’s right”
Mr. Scrumbo: “It’s too late.”
Women love your moms …
“Women always want to have sex with some other guy: probably your dad … or your moms.” – Dr. Freckles
Asimov’s 3 Laws …
“I have a rocket launcher buried in a locker some place, written on the rocket: Asimov’s 3 Laws of Robotics.” – Dr. Freckles