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MOAR SIX SEVEN

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August 14, 2025August 14, 2025

People love their pain …

August 14, 2025August 14, 2025

File under: I’m special … (sort of)

August 13, 2025August 13, 2025

PULL IT!

August 13, 2025August 13, 2025

Would your boyfriend bang her?

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/13/lifestyle/suspicious-ladies-hire-me-as-a-honey-trap-to-test-if-their-boyfriends-will-cheat-its-shocking-how-fast-men-fold

August 13, 2025August 13, 2025

TATTOO

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/13/lifestyle/a-grieving-widow-memorialized-her-husband-by-saving-his-skin

August 13, 2025August 13, 2025

Wipe your own ass …

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/13/lifestyle/i-dumped-my-disgusting-boyfriend-because-he-refused-to-wipe-his-butt

August 13, 2025August 13, 2025

Totally something I remember when I was a kid …

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/13/science/frankenstein-bunnies-with-head-spikes-invade-us

August 12, 2025August 12, 2025

JAIL BAIT

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/12/world-news/female-british-cops-wore-jogging-outfits-to-elicit-catcalls-and-then-arrested-some-men-who-hit-on-them-report

August 12, 2025August 12, 2025

We were wolves once …

“We were wolves once, now we are dogs.” – Dr. Freckles