Food and poop …
“Food also proves itself as poop.” – Dr. Freckles
Comedy, Tragedy, Reality …
“Comedy is the smile tragedy wears.” – Dr. Freckles
Kindness vs Communism (revisited, again)
“People that learn the difference between kindness and communism become wise.” – Dr. Freckles
Whatever …
“Whatever I am, I am … like Popeye.” – Dr. Freckles
If ChatGPT is real …
“If ChatGPT is real? – why hasn’t it ALREADY taken over PornHub.com?” – Dr. Freckles
I’m MORE …
“I’m more ‘Mary Anne’ than ‘Ginger’ …” – Dr. Freckles
Artificial Intelligence
“Knowledge is MORE than just the index cards at the library.” – Dr. Freckles
Prophecy for the faithful …
“Prophecy is comfort for the faithful, it’s not an investing scheme.” – Dr. Freckles
Time, being present …
“These last 2 years in Utah might as well have been 200, wonderful years of peace.” – Dr. Freckles
DO NOT PAY!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230427_DO_NOT_PAY.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
SPACE:1999 … STATIST MIND FUCK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5561
JAR-MERGENCY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5643
Garbage Food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5589
Dark night of the plane flight … : https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5616
Consciousness and Culture: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5582
Bleeding anus truth: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5580
Baby talk and Trump: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5567
Dogs … (continued)
Free people vs slaves …
“Free people work for value, slaves work because of fear.” – Dr. Freckles
A door closes …
“The world closes a door, Jesus pulls out a rocket launcher.” – Dr. Freckles
NOBODY CARES
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230426_NOBODY_CARES.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
NOBODY CARES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5731
KUMGASM: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5680
The Gaslight: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5728
Innuendo: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5725
If it does not work: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5657
It’s heart warming: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5655
Nobody cares …
… nobody cares where those bodies are dumped …
Nobody cares if we take those bodies down to the river in east S’compton, where those folks hold their weird olive oil parties.
Nobody cares if you take those kittens and put them in a few garbage bags with rocks and dump them in the bay … no one cares … people will take photos with you … people will want your autograph.
If you start rounding up the old people out near Grinken Town? If you start selling “pot pie” to the sad old miserable shut ins, but it’s really cat food in rancid cookie dough? – no one cares … you’ll get an award.
- the flowers
- waiting lists for organ transplants
- Methane or clathrate … too hard
- truck windshields
- abandoned kids working in the cobalt mine
- the plane that crashed with that lacrosse team onboard
- the dying oceans and the crabs
- orca whales
The gaslight …
“Your smart device is the gaslight.” – Dr. Freckles
What’s an innuendo, really …
“What’s an innuendo, really … if you know what I mean …” – Dr. Freckles
GENERAL THEORY OF DOGS
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230423_GENERAL_THEORY_OF_DOGS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
*** I’m posting shit to YouTube again … not because I think they’re “okay”, but because SPOTIFY is starting to flake out the way Sound Cloud did, towards the end, and I just don’t know what to say … I mean: all my MP3 files are HERE … seems like a download would be easiest … just don’t know.
EARTH DAY: someone was asking …
ALIAS and FRINGE: JJ Abrams and laziness and Nietzsche’s concept of “cultural decline” … MAN do they make “faking your death” a thing … a LOT … faking other people’s deaths …
(and some time machine theory stuff)
General Theory of Dogs: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5711
General Theory of Dogs
“General Theory of Dogs: dogs know more about being dogs than non-dogs.” – Dr. Freckles
*** THAT FUCKING DOG