“Sheena Easton is the Taylor Swift of Pat Benatars.” – Dr. Freckles
Communism, once again, for sure …
“Communism is its own Kool-Aid.” – Dr. Freckles
Missouri teacher …
Forgiveness … (revisited)
“Jesus wants us to forgive, He also wants us to be SMART.” – Dr. Freckles
Everyone has within them …
“Everyone has a JAWS and a QUINT in them, spoiler: Jaws wins.” – Dr. Freckles
JAWS 2024!
Jaws will probably be a “bite in” candidate …
JAWSERVATISM:
The belief that JAWS has been around forever, and he’s the KING of the SEA … and if you are opposed to JAWS?
What ya gonna do?
Make him eat a scuba tank AND BLOW HIS HEAD OFF?
Come on …
You will see it, when it’s real …
“I don’t know if the REAL REVOLUTION will be televised, but it will have concertina wire.” – Dr. Freckles
MOON PROBE TO FAIL … (so not much news)
Circumcision …
“Circumcision is grooming.” – Dr. Freckles
What kind of sauce?
“Heuristic: if they ask you WHAT KIND of sauce do you want slathered all over your lasagna? – leave the restaurant.” – Dr. Freckles