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October 14, 2026October 14, 2026

“Inflation is transitory …” (5 years is transitory)

Link: https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/inflation-surges-as-iran-war-drives-prices-higher-across-economy-energy-shock-oil-gasoline-federal-reserve-rates-wages-consumer-spending

October 13, 2026October 13, 2026

First they came for the penguins …

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/10/13/science/worlds-largest-penguin-colony-collapses-due-to-climate-change/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost

October 13, 2026October 13, 2026

What I will enjoy …

“I will enjoy watching you all being torn to pieces by your ignorance.” – Dr. Freckles

October 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Jerry SEINFELD

Link: https://www.palestinechronicle.com/its-a-genocide-im-into-it-seinfeld-mocks-protest-over-palestinian-children-killed/

October 11, 2026October 11, 2026

R.O.T.A.B. is nearly here …

Link: https://www.tmz.com/2026/10/11/yorkshire-wildlife-park-tiger-will-not-be-euthanized/

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

BABY KNOCK OUT DROPS …

Link: https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/baby-sleep-supplement-recalled-over-undeclared-alcohol-content/6CPAJ6LSM5DG7NS54DJZNVFQVA/

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

STDiarrhea …

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/10/08/health/sexually-transmitted-diarrhea-is-morphing-into-a-superbug/?utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Trump blames Trump for being Trump … (fify)

Link: https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-trump-putin-diesel-228ccf74b2848c1ff0ac23f038b37512?taid=6aca73628ff35e000139a359&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

MOAR CATS …

Link: https://komonews.com/news/local/sumner-cats-seized-apartment-puyallup-shelter-spayed-adoption-44-cats-in-less-than-3-years-awareness-emergency-for-small-community

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

BREAKING NEWS: “STAIN ACCUSES STAIN OF BEING A STAIN …”

Link: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgj921e14jdo?xtor=AL-71-%5Bpartner%5D-%5Bbbc.news.twitter%5D-%5Bheadline%5D-%5Bnews%5D-%5Bbizdev%5D-%5Bisapi%5D&at_ptr_name=twitter&at_medium=social&at_campaign_type=owned&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_type=web_link&at_format=link&at_link_origin=BBCWorld&at_link_id=A7E34ED6-C460-11F1-AA97-C64B3BED0551&at_campaign=Social_Flow