Category: Boblimptock

FORTUNATE SON: TENDY’S STYLE MASTER FORTUNE COOKIE

MAGA:

Make angels gripe again, aghast at our outlandish faerie tale nightmares and coarsened by the cracking fires of discarded lumber and Styrofoam and diesel babies.

MORE AGAINST GOVERNMENT AGENCIES: all of them … fuck DOGE, fire them too … then pay some random shit head 10 bucks to turn out the lights. If TRUMP were LEGIT, he’d be like an ouro-boros god, swallowing his own tail, nothing left but the rubble and paper.

MANY ARE GROOMING ANTS, petting and washing, spreading ant fever to the 87 kingdoms.

MONKS ALIGNED GETTING ANGRIER … angry, lusty monks … chasing busty nuns, through the alleyways of boobs and despair.

MOOKS ARE GETTING AIDS … all over New JERSEY, not far from the Trump Plaza, where Trump had sex parties in the 1990’s …

MONKEY ARMY GRABBING AMMO, coming for your busty women, coming for your craft beer.

MOVE ALIEN GUN ASSEMBLIES, prepare ion-cannon battery CHARLIE for a fuselage of fire and destruction as the mother ship splits into pieces and the whore-commandos die in the swamps of Florida.

Massage A GREAT ASS … buy kneading her butt cheeks like balls of dough, you can make yourself the kind baker’s son, and wrestle with demons in the basement next to furnace.

MUTANT ARMS GRASP AMY … Amy left you, and it’s over, and his grimy arms own the farm now.

MAKE AIDS GOOD AGAIN, by recognizing the AIDS in PAPA BLUMP and his sad saucer eyes and his tarded-disconeshia ….

SCREW WITH YOU WORMS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20780

Take the poop plunge: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20776

Amanda Fapping: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20750

BLACKOUT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20740

SHEEP DOGS and PAID FOOLS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20737

ALERT: it seems as if TPTB are telegraphing blackouts in the US during the summer of 2025. If this coincides with severe heat waves and drought conditions, it could be quite ugly. Throw in some summer of 2018 style firestorms, and ugly becomes catastrophic.

1. This is about NARRATIVE as much as it’s about reality.
2. TRUMP appears to be as disruptive as the “COVID”, and this is telling.
3. We enter the summer on the tip of social chaos, so many populations are PRIMED to “lose it”.

The narrative push appears to be “blackouts”.

Spain and Inverters: https://www.eenews.net/articles/europes-massive-blackout-a-warning-sign-for-us-grid/

Puerto Rico: https://abcnews.go.com/International/puerto-rico-plunged-darkness-island-wide-blackout-hits/story?id=120884304

2003 NE OUTAGE:

Communicating Increased Risk: https://www.newsweek.com/power-outages-spreading-how-prepare-2067803

PSE (Puget Sound Energy Commercial) from a decade ago:

When I first saw this commercial, and if you’ve been listening to my podcast for many years you would know this, I thought: “fuck, they’re normalizing blackouts and appealing to childish nonsense while doing so”.

Imagine a similar commercial about deaths from medical error at hospitals. Sure, it’s common as FUCK and kills a shit ton of people, but how would a claymation commercial help? – fix the fucking problem, don’t scare people.

But this is conditioning … “blackouts will be normal”

Haiti example: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/21/haiti-gang-violence-united-nations

BTW: this is not an END OF THE WORLD prediction, people survive severe blackouts and social chaos. It’s possible US civic society is stronger than I realize, but I don’t know. A 2003 style blackout, or one that is 2 or 3 times worse, lasting a few weeks, would be really bad at this point in American history: but not the end of the world, probably.