Category: Boblimptock

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I can’t help but believe …

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250212_Cannot_Help_But_Believe.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

FORTUNE: look at it, smell it

Mr. BEAST (he’s got a “VERN BURTON” feel to him):

Can you imagine being so obtuse that you would choose the pseudonym “Mr. Beast” …

At any point in the last 20 years at least …

(or, you DGAF)

(maybe you know WHO the BEAST is)

He might be real, but reading his bio I thought “fuck, everyone’s bio looks like MKULTRA-KID now” … or something …

Also: I’m permanently banned from YOUTUBE … so it’s hard for me to fathom having faith in any channel in that digital ghetto.

Is he Christian?: https://www.premierchristianity.com/culture/the-mark-of-mr-beast/17648.article

Is he sheep dipped?: https://www.biography.com/celebrities/a63150212/mrbeast

More like Scientology: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17755

Can’t help but believe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17751

Dear Friend: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17746

Your guy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17744

How fast: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17740

Powerline shoes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17736

EGG THIEVES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17728

Resources: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17771

THE END of the WHOLE MESS: (a science fiction teleplay from 2006)

Link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1251208/

“DEEP SHIELD”

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COMEDIANS …

“Comedians help people learn how to LIVE without dying.” – Dr. Freckles

People love to live without learning, sometimes the BURNING is all they can see.

Comedians love to DIE for the yearning of turning their pain into something to be.

YORG-LORDS have care for the churning, cuz monkey-style lovers linger near the sea.

Comedians help us by talking about DEATH, and making you LAUGH, so the consequence can be observed, safely, from a distance.

Comedians assist us in KNOWING how to live, a freedom they give, so the dying is for lying.

Greet death, say goodbye to Saturday Night Memphis Style Sex Machines …

(snare drum)

You need to pick the right topic for the right audience …

It’s okay to mock the outsiders and KNOW WHO they are, and who the insiders are …

If your audience is mainly the ELITE, mocking INSIDERS could get you killed or worse …

Currently in America it’s okay to make fun of the following groups:

  1. government workers (tbh: based)
  2. lawyers (based)
  3. journalists (based, without sympathy)
  4. homeless people
  5. public school teachers (kinda based)
  6. the poors
  7. foreigners (sometimes based)
  8. palestinians

Currently, it’s not okay to make fun of:

  1. Papa Blump-TRUMP
  2. Israel
  3. Climate Change OR the Climate Change Deniers (you don’t get to pick a third option)
  4. Space
  5. Elon Musk
  6. Bitcoin
  7. Zionists
  8. BMW-Christians (Maserati-jesus)
  9. People that believe the “covid” was real
  10. People not willing to ask about WTC-7
  11. Mentally disabled (based, and mainly because of Trump’s base)

(God loves comedians, btw)

See: Richard Pryor, Bill Murray … those alive, those dead

Florida Alligators: https://www.floridasportsman.com/editorial/no-problems-with-big-gators-until-i-retired/514549

DEAD DANISH PEOPLE ARE MURDERING NORWEGIANS …

They say there is ONE PLASTIC SPOON’S WORTH of microplastics in all our brains, driving us insane, doing cocaine …