"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“What if I told you the next GOLD RUSH is landfills?” – Dr. Freckles
Even if I am skeptical of “predictive programming” as expressed …
What if I told you that thing from the show FALLOUT, where the Brotherhood of Steel collects old tech?
(yeah)
(a version of that is coming to a theater near you)
“Always gonna be tornadoes, won’t always have needle and thread.” – Dr. Freckles
“There is no division of power, power is simply divisive.” – Dr. Freckles
“The Milgram Experiment applies to the Inquisition, it doesn’t really apply to the present.” – Dr. Freckles
“For a free country, we create a shit ton of Czars.” – Dr. Freckles
I AM GOING TO FUCKING BLOW YOUR MIND …
Forests have managed themselves for millions of years.
(so that’s not the Occam’s Razor variable, sorry)
You ever see a hen crying?
As its babies are taken away …
You ever see that one tear hit the dry soil,
your heart boils with pain,
as you put a pad a butter in the pan,
and with the other hand,
crack the egg?
The skillet crackles,
the pepper smells nice,
the coffee is ready …
And if you made that sunny side up?
Would you give a little to mother hen?
Would this dry her tears?
Or would she eat her baby in silence …
AND I STILL SCREAM:
“Did you see that poor hen cry?”
(right before its little baby dies …)
Did you ever see a chicken with shovel and adz,
fashioning stone and brick for the FEAT,
as processing pipes are laid by roosters,
and their little children become McNuggs …
No more hugs …
Just a pale bleak building where the little chickens scream …
(no more to ween)
Is that mean?
Why did GOD have to make chickens, and their eggs, so tasty?
(this is the greatest of poignant sadness …)
