“Voting: the way to wear a bicycle helmet all the time WITHOUT wearing it all the time.” – Dr. Freckles
TDS: and how I called it in 2016, but that got buried TOO …
“Trump derangement syndrome is much worse among the MAGA folks.” – Dr. Freckles
“YOUR ACCOUNT IS LOCKED”
The account I pay Elon Musk to have, in order to be on a free speech platform, is locked again … because: people are fucking morons, and AI is worse …
SPACE SHOTS
“Space is so real when you’re looking down at the Earth.” – Dr. Freckles
- Google Moon
- Live Action
- Geosynchronous titty shots
Most of the “space” shots I’ve ever seen have been DOWN SHOTS …
Not money shots … not star constellation shots taken live by an astronaut …
… it’s mostly looking down … like Space is so depressing, even the astronauts just look down.
Weird, right?
Squatting …
Storm drain woman …
“Storm drain woman nailed it.” – Dr. Freckles
Milei: the “Libertarian”
GOLFING during BOBLIMPTOCK …
ISRAEL: “We know genocide, we do it sometimes …”
Secular modernity …
“Secular modernity is a grift.” – Dr. Freckles
The destiny of neo-Stalinist hellholes …
“The secret destiny of neo-Stalinist hellholes? – at the end, everyone demands something from IT, and NO ONE will ever get paid.” – Dr. Freckles
Commies and the FED
“Without the FEDERAL RESERVE communism dies on the vine, and communists die or change. With the FED, commies get a credit card and can order pizza – are we learning yet?” – Dr. Freckle
NUMB or DUMB
“Numb or dumb means the same in the slum.” – Dr. Freckles
The TRUTH
“Government can’t be trusted with the truth.” – Dr. Freckles
f(x) always equals zero …
“Voting in AMERICA is an idempotent operation where f(x) ALWAYS EQUALS ZERO.” – Dr. Freckles
(now ask me what would happen if Democracy actually worked)
(you like Black Mirror?)
SPACE-TIME TACO
Imagine a space-time TACO …
You begin tasting it, before you decide to GET it.
(and this is probably a kind of rape)
Government …
“Government is an extinction level event.” – Dr. Freckles
MAD and CRAZY
“There is no ‘mutually assured destruction’ with CRAZY: there’s just the smarts to knock that crazy fucker out first.” – Dr. Freckles
If you think it’s real …
I talked about this when the “Ukraine War” began:
If you believe:
a) nuclear weapons are real
b) the conflict is real, and not staged
c) that Russia and China are independent actors
Then MAD theory (Mutually Assured Destruction) DOES NOT HELP YOU …
TWO-PERSON GAME THEORY assumes rational actors. NOT GOOD … they can be evil, but they have to be rational.
What kind of lopsided motherfucker could look at the shitheads, GOP and DEMOCRAT, in WA DC and say “rational”.
Because Russia and China at this point can presume the USA is NOT lead by a rational agent, but rather a confederacy of shit heads and crazy people? – then their best move is a decapitation strike:
Take out WA DC, command and control nodes, with precision nuke strikes …
Our next best move, after that, will be to sue for peace. Assuming someone rational takes over the USA as an interim government.
The State of Israel
“You can’t have the modern State of Israel, without the ‘nazis’ and the ‘holocaust’ first.” – Dr. Freckles