“There are hard times in good times, good times in hard times, so don’t postpone shit to ‘perfect’ times.” – Dr. Freckles
PIZZA for ONE
Sheena Easton …
“Sheena Easton is the Taylor Swift of Pat Benatars.” – Dr. Freckles
Communism, once again, for sure …
“Communism is its own Kool-Aid.” – Dr. Freckles
Forgiveness … (revisited)
“Jesus wants us to forgive, He also wants us to be SMART.” – Dr. Freckles
Everyone has within them …
“Everyone has a JAWS and a QUINT in them, spoiler: Jaws wins.” – Dr. Freckles
You will see it, when it’s real …
“I don’t know if the REAL REVOLUTION will be televised, but it will have concertina wire.” – Dr. Freckles
MOON PROBE TO FAIL … (so not much news)
Circumcision …
“Circumcision is grooming.” – Dr. Freckles
What kind of sauce?
“Heuristic: if they ask you WHAT KIND of sauce do you want slathered all over your lasagna? – leave the restaurant.” – Dr. Freckles
Pandas …
“Pandas are basically raccoons with diabetes.” – Dr. Freckles
CRYSTALS
“I’m in touch with a LOT of ‘crystals’ … there’s Krystal from the strip club, and Cristal from the diner … K or C, I don’t care … my dick didn’t.” – Dr. Freckles
A happy marriage …
“The key to a happy marriage is hypnotism.” – Dr. Freckles
Moar golems …
“Comic book franchises are a study in golems.” – Dr. Freckles
Garbage … (movie: CREATOR)
“Our civilization is now mostly garbage and special effects.” – Dr. Freckles
(the film CREATOR)
- empire
- death star
- luke skywalker ending
- mix in plot of “Children of Men”
- add extra poignancy
- dumbass plastic ending with “the star crossed lovers” exploding in death star
- fucking MOON COLONIES …
ZERO HEDGE has finally got: SUICIDE DRONES!
80% shit …
“80% of the advice offered on the WWW is 100% shit.” – Dr. Freckles
Growing old …
“It’s okay to grow old, it means you’re winning.” – Dr. Freckles
IDIOCRACY: and other impossibly dumb shit
“For Mike Judge: you don’t get 500 years to be stupid.” – Dr. Freckles
“Solutions”
“Solutions that are really new problem generators? – they do not end well.” – Dr. Freckles
LOST LECTURES of CHARLES MANSON …
ON AMAZON KINDLE: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09NT9P6L1
Lecture 1 “Teams”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210126_Manson_Lectures_0001_Solving_Problems_with_Teams.mp3
Lecture 2 “Mindfulness”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210127_Manson_Lectures_0002_Mindfulness.mp3
Lecture 3 “Finding Bliss”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210127_Manson_Lectures_0003_Finding_Bliss.mp3
Lecture 4 “How to kill some people”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210128_Manson_Lectures_0004_How_to_kill_some_people.mp3
Lecture 5 “Love”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210129_Manson_Lectures_0005_LOVE.mp3
Lecture 6 “FOOD”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210130_Manson_Lectures_0006_FOOD.mp3
Lecture 7 “Home Improvement”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210204_Manson_Lectures_0007_Home_Improvement.mp3
Lecture 8 “Having a cookout”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210211_Manson_Lectures_0008_Having_A_Cookout.mp3
Lecture 9 “Mystery Hotel”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210215_Manson_Lectures_0009_Mystery_Hotel.mp3
Lecture 10 “Barnacle Women”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210224_Manson_Lectures_0010_Barnacle_Women.mp3
Lecture 11 “CREAGLE”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210228_Manson_Lectures_0011_CREAGLE.mp3
Lecture 12 “Planet Ship Earth”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210305_Manson_Lectures_0012_Planet_Ship_Earth.mp3
Lecture 13 “Corn Pop”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210315_Manson_Lectures_0013_Corn_Pop.mp3
Lecture 14 “Helter Skelter”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210320_Manson_Lectures_0014_Helter_Skelter.mp3
Lecture 15 “Treasure Hunt”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210427_Manson_Lectures_0015_Treasure_Hunt.mp3
Lectures 16/17 COMING SOON!