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Irish-Hitler

“There’s a white-Hitler, and a black-Hitler, Hispanic-Hitler, Jewish-Hitler, Asian-Hitler and many others … even Irish-Hitler … but Irish-Hitler mostly drinks, and has an angry podcast.” – Dr. Freckles

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I AM DECLARING A ZONE-Z-RAY ANGER EMERGENCY: 3

I am declaring a general population scale anger emergency.

I saw 4 boomers stomp down some drog-herder in aisle 3 at WALMART.

I saw a young boy build a flame device, and descuzzlate the great forge.

I saw the burst of fire from those three mountains, that stare at us in the night.

It’s three times worse than what I’m saying here.

The triangle has 3 sides, 3 corners, 3 forms of love – your woman has a golden glove she wears to bed each night!

You live on Planet 3 …

There are 3 ways to fall …

There are 3 ways to go …

There are 3 ways to know you are fucked in a blender suspender …

Your body has 3 holes, into which you can insert chunks of coal … eh Santa?

A time god named Neil, tried to find an easy steal, his heart full of pain, from being around 3 astronauts hanging brains for 3 days … in a steal can … made for man … there and back, sack up man! YOU ARE GOING TO THE MOON!

Last night you had a 3 way with your wife and Ex-wife all because of THREE.

You have 3 seconds until your next stroke …

You have 3 years until you are broke …

There are 3 ways to master a flute …

There are 3 rules inside your mind.

Three means by which to find, a new land, in the sand, not far from ROBOT JAPAN!

THAT HONDA ROBOT HATES ME! (3 times)

3 tunnels in the ground …

3 flares are fired at midnight.

3 sounds shatter the silence.

3 shots rung out, eh JFK?

3 villages glowing in phosphorous …

3 people lay dead.

3 children pledge a vow.

3 years they plan revenge.

3 more graves to be dug.

THAT ASTRONAUT MEME: “It was always a death star …”