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CHIPPED: Chapter 1 – BUTT SURFING 4 FREAKS

I spent the day thinking about it.

I wasn’t sure if NOW was the right time. My friend PAULIE got the chip 5 weeks ago, and says he can “keep from blowing his load” longer when he’s giving his wife the “EAST TEXAS PONY RIDE”; there are no limits, no constraints, love beyond county line toad parties. So it sounded SO GOOD there was no doubt I would need to do it too, get the fucking chip.