Category: Boblimptock

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ROTAB is the continuation of D.F.G.T.C. by other means …

“ROTAB is the continuation of D.F.G.T.C. by other means.” – Dr. Freckles

This is a continued exploration of the GRAND IDEAS related to building a REPUBLIC of TIGERS and BEARS.

A list of animals to INTRODUCE to the cities and other beast zones … to RE-WILD our BROKEN MINDS …

  1. Lions
  2. Ligers
  3. Tigers
  4. Grizzly Bears
  5. Hybrid Hairy Crocodiles and Gators (some in Georgia say this is already happening)
  6. Hippos
  7. Gorillas
  8. Rabid Chimps
  9. Panther
  10. Cougar
  11. Murder Hawks
  12. Rabid Squirrels and Raccoons (some cities already have this)
  13. Pigeons that have poisonous beaks and talons (some cities already have this)

And likely other creatures will be added … fuck if we won’t have sewer sharks.

We should foster and breed and feed these poor creatures our fears and failures. After EONS of WASTED TIME our PRIME RIB FUTURES ARE FORGED by the hunt – and hunted you will be, especially in the EAST … among the NPR folk and their Saturday Evening Post confusion.

We can give up the pain and REGAIN SKY FLAG POWER MAJESTY by burning away weakness and replacing it with dynamite and gasoline and chainsaws.

The nation will rejoice when the TIGER FEATS give way to new delights and fights in the streets; yours was always the broken way and now a tigers finds its way and lurks behind in the silent glass. The overpass is their home now and the homeless are slowly going away.

I’ll stand TALL above the plateau beauties, seeking out the SKLEEGE-SAUCE and street hormones and whacking the lonely bog-snakes that cannot run fast enough on the blues. Your home will be the sewer dungeons, my home will be the IRON GLADE – we are not the same, and I’m coming for your stuff baby.

I’m not finished selling this DREAM.

WHEN WE STARTED SEA-FLOW international, we knew our dreams were too fucking HUGE for the big boys in NYC; we were TOO BIG to think so small. The malls are gone, soon McDonald’s and all the rest; but the H-INDUSTRY will keep going, ask Spielberg and AIPAC. I think, after a nuclear holocaust, the ADL will still be there – accusing cockroaches of antisemitism … but I digress.

WE CAN RE-IMAGINE CITIES, like that 16 year old bullshit from 2020: you know, when we were convinced “social distancing” and cities worked … cuz they don’t, not together.

BUT IF YOU DUMB ASS BUTT MONKEYS believed in “social distancing” then WELL AS FUCK you should support the introduction of wildly dangerous and hilarious animals into our urban lives, making us slightly more urbane? … I dunno … but it works.

You cannot start with humans, these creatures consider us sacred. But you can start by feeding the bears and tigers and other creatures: Danish people, habituating them to sub-humans and then introducing human meat later. Are we brave enough to feed Danish people to these blood thirsty beasts in order to save the world? – I sure hope so, it may take all the Danish :(.

Are you scared? – that’s great, this is what makes me hopeful.

Are you worried? – you better be bro, or DUDE.

Are you ready? – you can be, if you unlock the power of SEA-FLOW style spider-egg pills and freezable butt plugs.

The tiger awaits, and so does WERNER – so let’s not disappoint the THROBBING THRONG of gormless yokals and half witted stripper cowboys.

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REPUBLIC of TIGERS and BEARS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260414_REPUBLIC_of_TIGERS_and_BEARS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

BOBLIMPTOCK – the Strange Equilibrium:

It’s bizarre, but in a weird way we’ve been in equilibrium since 2019. The crazy is there, the confusion, the divide and conquer trauma based mind fucks … all there. The angst of the age on display resplendent in its innumerable ways. And yet, none of it was meant to last. I believed Boblimptock would only last 5 years because I did not foresee the level of control and delusion that was still possible. However, no amount of AI generated videos will cover up the simple fact that when the WHEELS pop off the bus it will be over and it won’t be gentle.

Chinese Ship Nip Slip: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15731223/JD-Vance-threatens-Iran-condemns-regimes-economic-terrorism-Strait-Hormuz-Live-updates.html

Moar Nuclear Weapon Maintenance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27086

Literally Hitler: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27104

The Mind Snatchers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27099

Lucy and the Football: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27039

BLOCKADE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27077

STARING MAN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27071

This again: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27060

Ethnic Cleansing in Lebanon: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27048

Palestinian Pogrom: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27035

38 Million: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27031

What is metastopian: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27019

Not Reasons Why: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27016

Hermits of the world unite: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27012

Blump wins again: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27005

Super Pregnancy (from 2018): https://comicbook.com/the-walking-dead/news/the-walking-dead-maggie-pregnancy-robert-kirkman/

A republic of TIGERS and BEARS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27123

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REPUBLIC of TIGERS and BEARS!

Might we be BRAVE ENOUGH to found it?

It's gone bad
no time is left
for regret 
for the bereft

I bet 
if you looked about 
you could see the frame 
the box 
the walnut sofa duplex 
filled with silicon phantasms 
kids playing too damn much 
with video game consoles
while providing no consolation 

Murder 
mayhem 
laziness 
an inconsistent 
death watch

We can change
rearrange the messaging
the medium can morph
and dwarf
a reticent soul
not boiled or ready
but steady
for ideas
for society
for sobriety
and our world
twirled
down the road
goading the mass
and the tigers roam
and the bear looks on

We can build complexes
metroplex zoo zones
we fill the streets
the malls
the schools
with wild bears and tigers

Humans
no longer fearful
not filled with trepidation
will grasp their hearts
and the start
the breath
the pouncing death
frees our lukewarm spirits
once again

Bears will give chase
and youth with mace
and sword
will battle these beasts
in the streets
and from this will be born
that forlorn next GEN
unwilling to stare
blankly
darkly
at the glowing rectangle again

Tigers ...

Tigers chasing down
the old
the weak
the bleak
the weary
a tragic end indeed
but so much worse than:
cancer
diabetes
hear disease
suicide
homicide
genocide
nuclear war
stripper soup
all of it
melting away
with the angst and dust
so we must
release the tiger
and let that furry beast
have its day

A new republic
from blood and ash
stands taller
braver
ready for any kind of thrash

The last is tossed
the boss is done
the liberty expands
in our tiger-bear lands

Our flag is a bear
and a tiger
tearing an eagle in half
and the parts
no longer sleek 
and smart
and nice
are dripping
oozing
to the margins
with no means
no care
a tiger and a bear
still aware
of the blood and dice

It's not bad
for grandpa
and uncle
and dad

It's gone well
for mother
and brother
and CHAD

It's better now
as the sow eats the man
and the tiger
hiding in the woods nearby
stalks some poor family
some meek spirit
and consumes the fear
out of place
a clever device
to save the human race

To save them all
To save the EARTH
To save FREEDOM

A republic of tigers and bears