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DIRE STRAITS

Part 1:

Part 2:

MP3 Part 1: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260409_DIRE_STRAITS_PART_1.mp3

MP3 Part 2: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260409_DIRE_STRAITS_PART_2.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

2 WEEK BREAK: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/9/israels-netanyahu-ready-for-talks-with-lebanon-as-soon-as-possible

SECOND ORDER EFFECTS: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Oil-Supply-Shock-Ripples-Through-Fertilizer-Plastics-and-Tech.amp.html

THIRD ORDER AND SECOND ORDER FINANCIAL IMPACTS: it’s hard to find any thing solid on the relationship between the GULF CRISIS and DERIVATIVES/CDS … except that many private banking and equity firms are gating or shutting off withdrawals from their funds. I ASSUME they are doing their best to cover this up.

  1. The most likely explanation for Israeli adherence to this ceasefire (not truce, not armistice, not peace) is that the situation in S. Lebanon is deteriorating rapidly.
  2. Iran will assume that Israel/USA will restock and reload for more fighting, Iran will do the same and it’s POSSIBLE they rush develop the atom bomb.
  3. There is <30% that this is leading to peace … but technically this does look MORE OPTIMISTIC than destroying all of Iran (which sounded bat shit crazy). I think giving the odds of peace >5% is grossly optimistic … but maybe I’m feeling positive.
  4. If Trump is serious about the peace? – it means he’s tossing AIPAC, the Zionists, Netanyahu and all of Israel under the bus (and it’s about time).
  5. No matter what happens next: the US dollar is toast. The petro dollar is already toast. But the functionally extinct are the last to find out – iykyk.
  6. Even if TRUMP is pursuing peace AND the peace holds, TRUMP’s political career is over – no “fool me three times” … MAGA is toast.
  7. US troops coming home from the Middle East can help with riot control when the food riots break out later this year …

Synagogue in Tehran:

  1. https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/synagogue-tehran-completely-destroyed-us-israeli-strikes-area
  2. https://www.palestinechronicle.com/fact-sheet-who-are-the-jews-of-iran/

WAR CRIMES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26840

As if the op has a DIAL control:

I’ve been educating “long time listeners” in recent days regarding my takes that I’ve tended to repeat over and over and over again … amirite?

Any who: IF YOU DON’T FUCKING REMEMBER …

I remember letting my podcast listeners know in 2021/2022 that the “covid” seemed like an OP with a dial – turn it up or turn it down.

Now look at this Iran war … if they are managing a fuzzy event of catastrophic proportions then you do not want to culminate (in terms of psychological warfare) before reaching your objective: which is to block the third eye and prevent the Americans from figuring out WHAT is going on till the last moment. It’s a fuzzy event, so they don’t have some precise date when this “thing” arrives, but they do have a window of time.

So if “Iran” is the “Covid Op” of 2026 and “Popping Smoke”, you might see Kentucky windage being used to dial up or down the op in sync with the arrival of “IT”.

As of now: BEST CASE SCENARIO (50%), WORST CASE SCENARIO (75%), and I think there’s an 80% chance the Antichrist is revealed in the next 18 months.

NEW TRAUMA MONKEY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26891

FBI Experimentation: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26886

2027: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26881

FUCK YOU / STILL HERE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26856

Dig a little deeper: https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/us-scientists-crack-superconductor-code-zero-energy-loss-moves-closer-reality

This is DEAD INTERNET MURDER HORNET bullshit: this bad penny pops up every once in a while like the “oh shit, we almost got fusion” stories.

“Researchers also highlighted that although the pressures used in the experiments are still very high — about 1.4 million times atmospheric pressure — the researchers see this as part of a longer path forward. They are adding more elements to lower the pressure further with the goal of making these materials practical.”

Deal of the Century: https://www.zerohedge.com/military/war-unicorn-hermeus-raises-350-million-unmanned-supersonic-fighter-jets

THE PEACEMAKER ….

Once and never again: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26777

Take a deep breath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26964

Bill Cooper: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26913

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TAKE A DEEP BREATH

Take a deep breath
with a little grunt
squat down to punt
the heart shunt
to the street

Take a deep breath
breathe in and out
don't pout
don't be a lout
make sure you shout
your favorite line
you will shine
valentine
death

Take another breath
and the rest
will shrink
like violet stink
your halitosis shines
they don't mind
they won't say
it's all okay
as long as
you are breathing

Open your mouth
suck that air in
in the thin night
bearing fright
carrying that sight
seeing those ghosts
your heart pounds
to every sound
make sure
you hit the ground
when the klaxon sings
and the black clad spring
with fire eye fury
don't be in a hurry
take a fucking breath

BLOW OUT WITH VIGOR!

EXHALE YOUR PAIN!

REGAIN YOUR CENTER!

But as you breathe
be relieved
that every pant
not small or scant
brings a new chance
a trip to France
a seance journey
to a ghost
torrid rants
and the specter speaks:

"At least you can breathe."
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WHEN THE STATE FAILS (an ancient tale)

When the building
is aflame
find some poor folks
to blame

If the poors
scream out loud
if the poors
get in a bad mood
take away their food

When the treasury
is depleted
the poors will find
they've been cheated

If the war
goes on too long
the powerful state
will commission a song
of POWER and FIRE
of BRAVERY and MIGHT
and they will
make the poors listen
day and night

Nero dances
Stalin prances
Hitler shines
in ballroom shoes
Queens and princes
Kings and kooks
every fluke
each mistake
find some poor soul
scapegoat
don't gloat
drink your brew
if you're poor
they're coming for you

The building is on fire
the barbarians are at the gate
the hate filled skies
forever lies
evil desire
and a wood chipper ready
preparing the way
every day
poor soul tossed away
and the state smiles
as the parasites run
and go start another one
just for fun
down the street

It's so neat
a NEWER BUILDING
for all to see
for all to pay
because one day
this building
will burn as well
and time will tell
a forever hell
the story is complete
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What would a US exit from Gulf and NATO mean?

If I’m right about GRINKEN TIME being close and it’s the BEST or WORST CASE scenario, then the US command would likely pull troops back to CONUS, as many as they can – for riot control, food distribution management, to kiss their loved ones goodbye.

Trump blames NATO …

NATO dissolves …

Trump bugs out of the Gulf …

The long hot summer hasn’t even begun yet.

Did I tell you they’re locking up the food in rural America?

(meditate)

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Something you may have read in an email …

Please pray, if you do pray, for my soul – if I have one.

I am currently facing questions I haven’t faced since my mom died of cancer. Not the questions that bring me back into the “secular fold”, but rather questions that make me wonder TO WHAT EXTENT have the priests and ministers given into evil, are we truly on the verge of something awful and WHERE ARE THE SHEPHERDS?!? (they are rallying the troops for war)

I don’t believe FAITH based on circumstance is legitimate, on the other hand if the faith is real does it matter from where or when it sprung? Is it wrong that we FIND IT in hard times? Would it be weird to have it in good times? And if a person attends church every Sunday, does this tell us anything about their faith?

I believe today, as I believe since I started my podcast, that we’re being lied to, systematically, to great depth, in almost every dimension of modern life, covering up something awful: culture, clothing, SUVs, smart devices, arena churches, 500 channels, a big dead internet.

And add int the BONUS CONTENT since 2020: “COVID”, “George Floyd Antifa Proud Boy”, “Ukraine”, “Biden Freak Show”, “Benito Dorito (Trump)”, and other lesser ops all designed to keep the USA population under control. At a local level it may look crazy, at a population scale it works like XANAX.

But what is implied by this?

So please brothers and sisters, say a prayer for poor old Dan.

God Bless You All,

Dan