“Country Crock is not ironically named.” – Dr. Freckles
Link: https://extension.okstate.edu/fact-sheets/margarines-and-spreads.html
“Country Crock is not ironically named.” – Dr. Freckles
Link: https://extension.okstate.edu/fact-sheets/margarines-and-spreads.html
“Inflation is an abstract idea until you start skipping meals.” – Dr. Freckles
“Can we be honest? – a ONE horsepower motor isn’t really the same as having a horse.” – Dr. Freckles
It’s hard to say how it started, maybe I started it – before I was born …
The RHOBLEY-FREAKS are rolling up from S’compton, carrying tar-fear getaway schemes. And I know them. I point them out to the crowds and mutter, slowly, silently, then loudly:
“TIME FUCKERS!”
And the crowd shifts focus, because the pain in their stomach is making decisions now.
The “Time of Emptiness”, also known as the GREAT NO FOODIE AT THE GROCERY STORE EVENT of 2026 … there came a need for blame storming, and I provided the perfect target: rogue time travelers, or TIME FUCKERS.
Best part: even the guilty wonder if they might be guilty, and not yet know it …
As the days passed, children reported parents as “sus time travelers”, husbands and wives pointed fingers …
“I believe some of YOU are TIME TRAVELERS, and must be destroyed before you do more damage.” — my statement to Clallam County Courts, at my murder trial, 2027
(I was staring at the jury, then the judge)
Even as my own life spins out of control, I will keep blaming time travelers and pointing them out …
that’s kind of what I’m saying …
when the truth about time travel is revealed in 2026, then the flood gates of uncertainty open up …
a new bazai tree hell of RESET causality envelops local space-time …
Madela Effects, cats that identify as maybe-alive, all sorts of fucked up shit ensues ….
remember the first rule of time travel: if it can be done, someone already done it …
when the TIME TRIALS begin, CYBER Abigail Williams will be present, and trans, ported … from a gelatin bath in sector-88 … disease ridden, covered in boils …
Tipler cylinder frame dragging against the relativistic monkey fuck. Gorg-style Chronos, running causality disinfectant sub-routines, looking for easy action as Cassandra shoots another dose of dragon dust … mainline the broken tree, forget the future that is now no more … re-engage with dormant dwarf salamanders and torn chasms of dark regret … named Sadie …
What if the RESET was always about time travel?
And the “Fourth Turning” gonzo-freaks?
What if they’re just degenerate gamblers, living on a Tipler Cylinder?
what if BOBLIMPTOCK is really the ARMAGEDDON BATTLE of the OVERLAPPING TIME WARS?
you will know …
you will see …
(in time)
And then there’s the TIME-BOMB, all Glory to Lord Cool-Train …
TIME-BOMB
The ultimate super weapon …
“Stuff self-cancels when your bank account is empty.” – Dr. Freckles