Category: Boblimptock

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Elon Musk’s account …

Something anecdotal and subjective:

It seems to me about a month ago Elon Musk’s twitter account changed, in weird ways …

Spinal surgery advice? Really?

Link: https://www.findlaw.com/healthcare/patient-rights/what-is-the-unauthorized-practice-of-medicine.html

Other weird stuff …

And now this trauma monkey about charging new accounts a fee … on the surface it MIGHT indicate desperate times for tech, it could be a kind of “paywall” for free speech … who knows … but it’s weird.

It’s as if the “we make money from advertising” thing was always bullshit, and that a deeper and uglier agenda is afoot.

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I get hippos … (but now fucking HORSES … fuck)

What about:

train horses to hunt and kill cows and then to feast on the fermenting grass in the cow’s bellies?

Why do this?

People that ask get eaten by horses.

Follow me on this …

Period piece horror film, set in Ancient Greece, Mycenean fucking times … 1100 BC shit …

“TROJAN HORSES”

Troy raises horses to eat human flesh, they build a giant wooden horse in which TINIER CARNIVOROUS horses are hidden …

Whole movie is some human chase scene with horses eating the assholes out of greasy smelly Greeks.

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ENZO CARDITIS

I saw my doctor …

He says I have “Enzo Carditis” …

“There’s a tiny little Italian goombah, living in your heart, screaming for gabagool.”

My physician, Dr. Grunkis, works out of an alley in Little Saigon, Seattle. He has a nurse named Jenny, and he uses an old Florsheim shoes foot x-ray. He popped that jenky thing over my chest, and it made a terrible noise as I felt burning and smelled burning chest hair.

“You can see here, there’s the problem”, Doc points randomly at the fluoroscope, and then motions his nurse for the anesthetic – a fifth of Jack and a couple swacks across the head with a tent-peg hammer.

The surgery to remove the little ENZO took 5 hours, and the sirens from cop cars pulling into the alley is what woke me up …

And that little Enzo, he just scampered into the sewers … screaming “GABAGOOL” …