“The most Anti-Semitic force in the world today is the modern State of Israel.” – Dr. Freckles
My brain rejecting films …
“My brain rejects John Hughes’ movies for the same reason my brain rejects WAR FILMS.” – Dr. Freckles
Hockey …
“Doesn’t a dude having his throat slit by a skate make hockey MORE cool?” – Dr. Freckles
ROBOT KILLS MAN
All people agree …
All people are becoming more hateful of WOMEN and their female confusion.
The GRAND WAR of the BOOTY ZONE is why …
All people are breaking down into SHAME-TRIBES, with the goal of isolating those parts of women-folk that suck the most, and replacing those parts with cigarette butts and stale beer.
WOMEN are to be re-engineered as YOOB-RINDS, made of cat fur and long lost deer carcasses …
And their minds will be dental floss and nail polish remover …
All people agree about this.
I think a lot of nice people agree that we have to harvest old people as taco meat and for chili and curry …
We can come up with all kinds of woolly-headed reasons for NOT grinding up people over 60 into meat patties … but aren’t you tired of the division and the woke politics?
So get to it … start chopping.
Most people agree we should breed panthers, armed with neck mounted 9 mm gatling guns … to patrol our streets man …
They can feed on the homeless and German tourists …
A lot of people think this would be a good idea …
I would name my first boy Klaarg … and my first daughter Ferocia …
People are generally consistent with regards to …
I think I’m going to call my next girlfriend “puddle flower” …
(see how long that relationship lasts)
People ponder this …
Some of you are klez-realm jergers, whereas others are festering weasel-bats and their minds are filled with jerpies …
That’s what makes you special, and why we love you.
Some believe …
Some people think they know the truth, and they tell it to you. But these people …
These people might be dimensional travelers or bigfoot or moth men … they might be shadow people, living in the cracks … the crevices …
There might be a shadow person living in your woman’s hole.
And many agree on this.
John Hughes’ movies were really part of MK-ULTRA …
“GIVE ME SOME FUCKING FOOD!”
The worst part about watching a video like this isn’t the schadenfreude … it’s the realization that this is NOTHING compared to what’s coming …
The Rick Grimes of Captain Kirks …
“Charles Ingalls is the Rick Grimes of Captain Kirks.” – Dr. Freckles
Chasing waterfalls …
“Don’t go chasing waterfalls … WHO THE FUCK CHASES WATERFALLS?” – Dr. Freckles
Maintenance …
“Something that ordinary people wouldn’t maintain voluntarily, should never have been built in the first place.” – Dr. Freckles
All I want for Christmas …
“All I want for Christmas is POO … that’s what the Mariah Carey CHRISTMAS SONG sounds like to me now.” – Dr. Freckles
Generation Boblimptock! (born since 2019)
“I’m calling it: every child born since 2019 is GENERATION BOBLIMPTOCK – their minds will be filled with razor blades, their fists caked in blood.” – Dr. Freckles