Category: Boblimptock

“ROTAB is the continuation of D.F.G.T.C. by other means.” – Dr. Freckles

This is a continued exploration of the GRAND IDEAS related to building a REPUBLIC of TIGERS and BEARS.

A list of animals to INTRODUCE to the cities and other beast zones … to RE-WILD our BROKEN MINDS …

1. Lions
2. Ligers
3. Tigers
4. Grizzly Bears
5. Hybrid Hairy Crocodiles and Gators (some in Georgia say this is already happening)
6. Hippos
7. Gorillas
8. Rabid Chimps
9. Panther
10. Cougar
11. Murder Hawks
12. Rabid Squirrels and Raccoons (some cities already have this)
13. Pigeons that have poisonous beaks and talons (some cities already have this)

And likely other creatures will be added … fuck if we won’t have sewer sharks.

We should foster and breed and feed these poor creatures our fears and failures. After EONS of WASTED TIME our PRIME RIB FUTURES ARE FORGED by the hunt – and hunted you will be, especially in the EAST … among the NPR folk and their Saturday Evening Post confusion.

We can give up the pain and REGAIN SKY FLAG POWER MAJESTY by burning away weakness and replacing it with dynamite and gasoline and chainsaws.

The nation will rejoice when the TIGER FEATS give way to new delights and fights in the streets; yours was always the broken way and now a tigers finds its way and lurks behind in the silent glass. The overpass is their home now and the homeless are slowly going away.

I’ll stand TALL above the plateau beauties, seeking out the SKLEEGE-SAUCE and street hormones and whacking the lonely bog-snakes that cannot run fast enough on the blues. Your home will be the sewer dungeons, my home will be the IRON GLADE – we are not the same, and I’m coming for your stuff baby.

I’m not finished selling this DREAM.

WHEN WE STARTED SEA-FLOW international, we knew our dreams were too fucking HUGE for the big boys in NYC; we were TOO BIG to think so small. The malls are gone, soon McDonald’s and all the rest; but the H-INDUSTRY will keep going, ask Spielberg and AIPAC. I think, after a nuclear holocaust, the ADL will still be there – accusing cockroaches of antisemitism … but I digress.

WE CAN RE-IMAGINE CITIES, like that 16 year old bullshit from 2020: you know, when we were convinced “social distancing” and cities worked … cuz they don’t, not together.

BUT IF YOU DUMB ASS BUTT MONKEYS believed in “social distancing” then WELL AS FUCK you should support the introduction of wildly dangerous and hilarious animals into our urban lives, making us slightly more urbane? … I dunno … but it works.

You cannot start with humans, these creatures consider us sacred. But you can start by feeding the bears and tigers and other creatures: Danish people, habituating them to sub-humans and then introducing human meat later. Are we brave enough to feed Danish people to these blood thirsty beasts in order to save the world? – I sure hope so, it may take all the Danish :(.

Are you scared? – that’s great, this is what makes me hopeful.

Are you worried? – you better be bro, or DUDE.

Are you ready? – you can be, if you unlock the power of SEA-FLOW style spider-egg pills and freezable butt plugs.

The tiger awaits, and so does WERNER – so let’s not disappoint the THROBBING THRONG of gormless yokals and half witted stripper cowboys.