“Government usually implodes before the first death star ever gets BUILT.” – Dr. Freckles
What’s up with the battleship death stars in that one movie … ???
I’m 5’4″ ….
HOW IT STARTED …
HOW IT’S GOING …
“YOU!” (blamestorming prep)
Sopranos, Season 6, Episode 19 …
Sides …
“There’s WAR-GOVT VS PEACE-LIBERTY, those are the sides.” – Dr. Freckles
I get hippos … (but now fucking HORSES … fuck)
What about:
train horses to hunt and kill cows and then to feast on the fermenting grass in the cow’s bellies?
Why do this?
People that ask get eaten by horses.
Follow me on this …
Period piece horror film, set in Ancient Greece, Mycenean fucking times … 1100 BC shit …
“TROJAN HORSES”
Troy raises horses to eat human flesh, they build a giant wooden horse in which TINIER CARNIVOROUS horses are hidden …
Whole movie is some human chase scene with horses eating the assholes out of greasy smelly Greeks.
Trump and Police
“TRUMP and BACK THE BLUE go together like fava beans and human kidneys.” – Dr. Freckles
Hyper-Sexual Cicada Zombies …
Joy-Joy People
“People that suffer from depression know MORE about JOY, than the joy-joy people do.” – Dr. Freckles
Cleats …
“The BEST are filled with cannoli, while the WORST are filled with spicy gabagool.” – Cleats
Life in GRINKEN TOWN …
ITALIAN STYLE TACO PIZZA!
Boy Who Cried “Toilet Paper” …
When I talked about the “toilet paper shortage” in 2020, I talked about the:
“Boy Who Cried Wolf” Operation …
- create a fake panic about shortages
- in the future, the population, enough of them, will ignore real signals of coming shortages
remembering that WAR GAME so long ago …
ENZO CARDITIS
I saw my doctor …
He says I have “Enzo Carditis” …
“There’s a tiny little Italian goombah, living in your heart, screaming for gabagool.”
My physician, Dr. Grunkis, works out of an alley in Little Saigon, Seattle. He has a nurse named Jenny, and he uses an old Florsheim shoes foot x-ray. He popped that jenky thing over my chest, and it made a terrible noise as I felt burning and smelled burning chest hair.
“You can see here, there’s the problem”, Doc points randomly at the fluoroscope, and then motions his nurse for the anesthetic – a fifth of Jack and a couple swacks across the head with a tent-peg hammer.
The surgery to remove the little ENZO took 5 hours, and the sirens from cop cars pulling into the alley is what woke me up …
And that little Enzo, he just scampered into the sewers … screaming “GABAGOOL” …
Truth and Blindsight
“At the end, people will have blindsight with respect to the truth.” – Dr. Freckles
GABAGOOL
GABAGOOL …
Honey badger army …
“We would all ride giant honey badgers into battle, if I had my way.” – Dr. Freckles
Jumping the fence …
“The closer you get to jumping the fence, the more the searchlights focus on YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
Trump is going to save you?
“If you think Trump is going to save you? – you probably can’t be saved.” – Dr. Freckles