“I can usually identify a drunk based on how much time they spend talking about being sober.” – Dr. Freckles
Prohibition …
“Prohibition didn’t reduce alcohol consumption, or make it safer.” – Dr. Freckles
(now do guns)
MARK MY WORDS (revisited)
“… ‘MARK MY WORDS’ is unnecessary nonsense in the digital age.” – Dr. Freckles
Irish-Hitler
“There’s a white-Hitler, and a black-Hitler, Hispanic-Hitler, Jewish-Hitler, Asian-Hitler and many others … even Irish-Hitler … but Irish-Hitler mostly drinks, and has an angry podcast.” – Dr. Freckles
I AM DECLARING A ZONE-Z-RAY ANGER EMERGENCY: 3
I am declaring a general population scale anger emergency.
I saw 4 boomers stomp down some drog-herder in aisle 3 at WALMART.
I saw a young boy build a flame device, and descuzzlate the great forge.
I saw the burst of fire from those three mountains, that stare at us in the night.
It’s three times worse than what I’m saying here.
The triangle has 3 sides, 3 corners, 3 forms of love – your woman has a golden glove she wears to bed each night!
You live on Planet 3 …
There are 3 ways to fall …
There are 3 ways to go …
There are 3 ways to know you are fucked in a blender suspender …
Your body has 3 holes, into which you can insert chunks of coal … eh Santa?
A time god named Neil, tried to find an easy steal, his heart full of pain, from being around 3 astronauts hanging brains for 3 days … in a steal can … made for man … there and back, sack up man! YOU ARE GOING TO THE MOON!
Last night you had a 3 way with your wife and Ex-wife all because of THREE.
You have 3 seconds until your next stroke …
You have 3 years until you are broke …
There are 3 ways to master a flute …
There are 3 rules inside your mind.
Three means by which to find, a new land, in the sand, not far from ROBOT JAPAN!
THAT HONDA ROBOT HATES ME! (3 times)
3 tunnels in the ground …
3 flares are fired at midnight.
3 sounds shatter the silence.
3 shots rung out, eh JFK?
3 villages glowing in phosphorous …
3 people lay dead.
3 children pledge a vow.
3 years they plan revenge.
3 more graves to be dug.
THAT ASTRONAUT MEME: “It was always a death star …”
SANTA UNCHAINED! (from 2016)
Naked Lunch
“You don’t read Naked Lunch … you inject it into your veins via the brain tube.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m not getting smarter …
“I’m not getting smarter, the world is getting dumber.” – Dr. Freckles
Change …
“Change is for the laundromat.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m a hermit …
“I’m a hermit … you are all so great from a distance … especially if I have a .50 cal Barret … and concertina wire deployed correctly, to channel you.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ve been naming the deer …
“I’ve been naming the deer here, in the woods, as they pass by: ‘Cheese Burger’, ‘Stew’, ‘Pepperoni Pizza’, ‘Meat Ball’, it feels cozy.” – Dr. Freckles
Jimmy Buffet …
“Jimmy Buffet OVER Warren Buffet.” – Dr. Freckles
Swimming pools …
I don’t think alcohol is good or bad.
I don’t think cigarettes are good or bad.
I don’t think guns or chainsaws or sticks of dynamite are good or bad.
And if you do think “objects”, without sentience, are “good” or “bad”, then BAN FUCKING SWIMMING POOLS …
(to stop drowning)
A healing salve …
If you make a healing salve,
from dead cat and old calf,
you bake the bread of bone and blood,
then chisel out your rendered cud …
And from that soup,
your mind will see,
a healthy face,
for all to see.
China’s Potemkin Villages
“China has turned the Potemkin Village into a science.” – Dr. Freckles
“Twitter is a Turing Test, and everyone fails.” – Dr. Freckles
Horrible suspicions …
I have horrible suspicions as to WHY they’ve been conducting strategic military psychological warfare, at a high intensity, since early 2020 …
I have these suspicions, in many ways logical – but not enough evidence.
And I fear shit will go sideways before we ever know why, for sure.
WIZARDS
“Wizards”
I was thinking about certain “workflow tools” and “wizards” that exist in the world of web design and programming generally … and how, like Gandalf, they’re really a fucking disappointment. You end up with worse problems to unwind, later, that you dump on your replacement.
BTW …
If some mother fucker comes to your door and says “YOU ARE THE ONLY HOPE TO SAVE THE WORLD”? – they are a grifter, and full of shit. The world doesn’t succeed or fail on the whims of any one person.
However – the world can turn sideways, or improve, based on ENOUGH people.
Gandalf’s “elevator pitch” is a lot of fear and intimidation bullshit.
(and Bilbo should have blown that mother fucker away)
And the good guys win? – you probably end up with a WORSE of EYE of SAURON.
(voters and statists do what they do)
SAVED THE WORLD!
“A statist-voter can sit in a meeting for an hour where NOTHING was done, and feel like they’re a hero, and saved the world.” – Dr. Freckles
501C3
The 501C3 doesn’t help you, not really … you can tell me about “tax deductions”, but that’s low energy bullshit.
It creates MORE STATE RELIGIONS …
And ties their ideology to whomever is tyrant TODAY.