DIRE STRAITS

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MP3 Part 1: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260409_DIRE_STRAITS_PART_1.mp3
MP3 Part 2: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260409_DIRE_STRAITS_PART_2.mp3
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2 WEEK BREAK: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/9/israels-netanyahu-ready-for-talks-with-lebanon-as-soon-as-possible
SECOND ORDER EFFECTS: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Oil-Supply-Shock-Ripples-Through-Fertilizer-Plastics-and-Tech.amp.html
THIRD ORDER AND SECOND ORDER FINANCIAL IMPACTS: it’s hard to find any thing solid on the relationship between the GULF CRISIS and DERIVATIVES/CDS … except that many private banking and equity firms are gating or shutting off withdrawals from their funds. I ASSUME they are doing their best to cover this up.
- The most likely explanation for Israeli adherence to this ceasefire (not truce, not armistice, not peace) is that the situation in S. Lebanon is deteriorating rapidly.
- Iran will assume that Israel/USA will restock and reload for more fighting, Iran will do the same and it’s POSSIBLE they rush develop the atom bomb.
- There is <30% that this is leading to peace … but technically this does look MORE OPTIMISTIC than destroying all of Iran (which sounded bat shit crazy). I think giving the odds of peace >5% is grossly optimistic … but maybe I’m feeling positive.
- If Trump is serious about the peace? – it means he’s tossing AIPAC, the Zionists, Netanyahu and all of Israel under the bus (and it’s about time).
- No matter what happens next: the US dollar is toast. The petro dollar is already toast. But the functionally extinct are the last to find out – iykyk.
- Even if TRUMP is pursuing peace AND the peace holds, TRUMP’s political career is over – no “fool me three times” … MAGA is toast.
- US troops coming home from the Middle East can help with riot control when the food riots break out later this year …
Synagogue in Tehran:
- https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/synagogue-tehran-completely-destroyed-us-israeli-strikes-area
- https://www.palestinechronicle.com/fact-sheet-who-are-the-jews-of-iran/
WAR CRIMES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26840
As if the op has a DIAL control:
I’ve been educating “long time listeners” in recent days regarding my takes that I’ve tended to repeat over and over and over again … amirite?
Any who: IF YOU DON’T FUCKING REMEMBER …
I remember letting my podcast listeners know in 2021/2022 that the “covid” seemed like an OP with a dial – turn it up or turn it down.
Now look at this Iran war … if they are managing a fuzzy event of catastrophic proportions then you do not want to culminate (in terms of psychological warfare) before reaching your objective: which is to block the third eye and prevent the Americans from figuring out WHAT is going on till the last moment. It’s a fuzzy event, so they don’t have some precise date when this “thing” arrives, but they do have a window of time.
So if “Iran” is the “Covid Op” of 2026 and “Popping Smoke”, you might see Kentucky windage being used to dial up or down the op in sync with the arrival of “IT”.
As of now: BEST CASE SCENARIO (50%), WORST CASE SCENARIO (75%), and I think there’s an 80% chance the Antichrist is revealed in the next 18 months.
NEW TRAUMA MONKEY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26891
FBI Experimentation: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26886
2027: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26881
FUCK YOU / STILL HERE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26856
Dig a little deeper: https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/us-scientists-crack-superconductor-code-zero-energy-loss-moves-closer-reality
This is DEAD INTERNET MURDER HORNET bullshit: this bad penny pops up every once in a while like the “oh shit, we almost got fusion” stories.
“Researchers also highlighted that although the pressures used in the experiments are still very high — about 1.4 million times atmospheric pressure — the researchers see this as part of a longer path forward. They are adding more elements to lower the pressure further with the goal of making these materials practical.”

Deal of the Century: https://www.zerohedge.com/military/war-unicorn-hermeus-raises-350-million-unmanned-supersonic-fighter-jets
THE PEACEMAKER ….
Once and never again: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26777
Take a deep breath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26964
Bill Cooper: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26913


TAKE A DEEP BREATH
Take a deep breath
with a little grunt
squat down to punt
the heart shunt
to the street
Take a deep breath
breathe in and out
don't pout
don't be a lout
make sure you shout
your favorite line
you will shine
valentine
death
Take another breath
and the rest
will shrink
like violet stink
your halitosis shines
they don't mind
they won't say
it's all okay
as long as
you are breathing
Open your mouth
suck that air in
in the thin night
bearing fright
carrying that sight
seeing those ghosts
your heart pounds
to every sound
make sure
you hit the ground
when the klaxon sings
and the black clad spring
with fire eye fury
don't be in a hurry
take a fucking breath
BLOW OUT WITH VIGOR!
EXHALE YOUR PAIN!
REGAIN YOUR CENTER!
But as you breathe
be relieved
that every pant
not small or scant
brings a new chance
a trip to France
a seance journey
to a ghost
torrid rants
and the specter speaks:
"At least you can breathe."
BILL COOPER
Popping Smoke: a new trauma monkey every day
FBI HUMAN EXPERIMENTATION GUIDELINES
2027
WHEN THE STATE FAILS (an ancient tale)
When the building
is aflame
find some poor folks
to blame
If the poors
scream out loud
if the poors
get in a bad mood
take away their food
When the treasury
is depleted
the poors will find
they've been cheated
If the war
goes on too long
the powerful state
will commission a song
of POWER and FIRE
of BRAVERY and MIGHT
and they will
make the poors listen
day and night
Nero dances
Stalin prances
Hitler shines
in ballroom shoes
Queens and princes
Kings and kooks
every fluke
each mistake
find some poor soul
scapegoat
don't gloat
drink your brew
if you're poor
they're coming for you
The building is on fire
the barbarians are at the gate
the hate filled skies
forever lies
evil desire
and a wood chipper ready
preparing the way
every day
poor soul tossed away
and the state smiles
as the parasites run
and go start another one
just for fun
down the street
It's so neat
a NEWER BUILDING
for all to see
for all to pay
because one day
this building
will burn as well
and time will tell
a forever hell
the story is complete
THE FINAL PUMP AND DUMP?
What would a US exit from Gulf and NATO mean?
If I’m right about GRINKEN TIME being close and it’s the BEST or WORST CASE scenario, then the US command would likely pull troops back to CONUS, as many as they can – for riot control, food distribution management, to kiss their loved ones goodbye.
Trump blames NATO …
NATO dissolves …
Trump bugs out of the Gulf …
The long hot summer hasn’t even begun yet.
Did I tell you they’re locking up the food in rural America?
(meditate)






