Category: Boblimptock

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I get hippos … (but now fucking HORSES … fuck)

What about:

train horses to hunt and kill cows and then to feast on the fermenting grass in the cow’s bellies?

Why do this?

People that ask get eaten by horses.

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Period piece horror film, set in Ancient Greece, Mycenean fucking times … 1100 BC shit …

“TROJAN HORSES”

Troy raises horses to eat human flesh, they build a giant wooden horse in which TINIER CARNIVOROUS horses are hidden …

Whole movie is some human chase scene with horses eating the assholes out of greasy smelly Greeks.

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ENZO CARDITIS

I saw my doctor …

He says I have “Enzo Carditis” …

“There’s a tiny little Italian goombah, living in your heart, screaming for gabagool.”

My physician, Dr. Grunkis, works out of an alley in Little Saigon, Seattle. He has a nurse named Jenny, and he uses an old Florsheim shoes foot x-ray. He popped that jenky thing over my chest, and it made a terrible noise as I felt burning and smelled burning chest hair.

“You can see here, there’s the problem”, Doc points randomly at the fluoroscope, and then motions his nurse for the anesthetic – a fifth of Jack and a couple swacks across the head with a tent-peg hammer.

The surgery to remove the little ENZO took 5 hours, and the sirens from cop cars pulling into the alley is what woke me up …

And that little Enzo, he just scampered into the sewers … screaming “GABAGOOL” …