NPR: https://www.npr.org/2026/08/12/g-s1-138315/colombia-earthquake-updates

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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: MAROON

VER 3: TEAM PURPLE

VER 4: HEATHER FOREST

VER 5: HEATHER RASPBERRY

“You don’t get to have a fancy empire without having a really messed up collapse for dessert.” – Dr. Freckles
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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: MAROON

VER 3: TEAM PURPLE

VER 4: HEATHER FOREST

VER 5: HEATHER RASPBERRY

“Attendance is a prison metric.” – Dr. Freckles
This is what’s on the “menu”:
Not on the menu: that this war could be an OP just like COVID. Which means 100% orchestrated bullshit.
Another question: how the FUCK does it benefit Iran to give Israel rest, repair and recuperation time? It doesn’t add up, and the edge lord excuses sound stupid, so they generally don’t discuss this inconvenient fact.
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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: MAROON

VER 3: KELLY

VER 4: TEAM PURPLE

VER 5: TOAST

… and …
It’s not just UTAH … it’s everywhere.
